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[Eddie Haskell]

Boys:

Its been fun. Had a trial that ended on Thursday and needed some r & r so I thought I'd match wits with a few of you (y'all for my supporters from Texas). Unfortunately, didn't find many matching wits but got a kick out of it anywho.

I'll probably pop back in once in a while if any of you youngins gets to far out of line and needs a moderate voice of reason to quell your wild hairs. Remember to hug your lawyer today. Hopefully, I'll see some of you boys next time I'm stuck in the American Airlines terminal in Big D.

Maybe I'll buy you a lone star and help you out of that nasty situation you got yourself into with your neighbors tall blond texas wife. Yippy I yo.

(Eddie seen riding off into the sunset on his trusted steed named Anne Richards)

Eddie

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Running away from answering my question I see..........

 

[Eddie Haskell]

My Dear Time:

I am trying to watch the billies from Missouri beat up the billies from Oklahoma but I will give you one last reply (for now). I am not going to give you my address, phone number and e-mail so that you and your conspiratorial, but-buddie monk can do dastardly evil and unspeakable things. Paranoia? I don't know but I will discuss it with my therapist.

If your powers of observation did not pick up on the ficticious name of my firm I have serious doubts on your ability to practice law. Remember, those who can't.......

I suggest you get back to Phalzgraph v. Long Island R.R. oh thats right canadian law. Sorry don't know any cases.

Love,
Eddie

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

 

[spanky2]

Hey Eddie, if you dislike Canadian people and OUR customs,too ****IN bad.I don't like to speek badly of people,but don't insult a country,I cannot accept that.
By the way , it WAS a Canadian that drafted The Declaration if Independence in case you were unaware that we Canadians are quit capable,thank you.
Spanky.......

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Spanky:

Don't believe I have attacked Hosers. As a matter of fact, I think Toronto is a wonderful town. Was there for the Breeders Cup in the mid-nineties. Great place. By the way, aren't you kinda like this boards whipping boy.

Eddie