(BEANTOWNJIM GETS THE BAD NEWS)

[beantownjim]

HOLD ON BOYS xstop ITS NOT OVER FOR YOUR GOOD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM YET.I HAD THIS SCAB ON MY FACE FOR ABOUT 3 MONTHS AND IT NEVER REALLY HEALED.LAST WEEK I WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING WITH THIS DOCTOR ABOUT MY CO PAYMENT GOING WAY UP SO I THOUGHT HE WAS CALLING ME TO SAY JIM YOU JUST HAVE TO PAY THE INCREASE.I THOUGHT FOR SURE THIS JEW WAS PADDING MY BILL BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WASNT THE SMARTEST IRISH GUY FROM SOUTH BOSTON.WELL BOYS IT TURNED OUT A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS.THE PRICE I PAY FOR BEING A GOOD GOLFER I SPEND A LIT OF TIME IN THE SUN.
WELL ITS OFFICIAL YOUR GOOD PAL BEANTOWNJIM HAS SKIN CANCER ON HIS CHEEK NO NOT MY ARSE MY FACE.I GUESS I WONT BE LOOKING LIKE A YOUNG PAUL NEWMAN WITH THIS SCAR I AM PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE WHEN THEY DIG IT OUT.

THE DOCTOR SAYS THIS CANCER IS 99% CURABLE THEY CUT IT OUT AND STITCH YOU UP.I SAID TO THE DOCTOR I AM KIND OF SCARED SURE YOU SAY THE ODDS ARE IN MY FAVOR BUT YOUR LOOKING AT A GUY PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE IN NEW ENGLAND THAT BET THE RAMS AGAINST THE PATRIOTS IN TOM BRADYS FIRST EVER.O.K. JIM I'M LOWERING YOUR ODDS TO 97 %

BEANTOWNJIM SURVIVES THIS SURGERY -600
BEANTOWNJIM DOESNT SURVIVE THIS SURGERY +520

JACK YOU COVER THESE BETS FOR ME I LIKE MY ODDS BUT IF I LOSE YOU WILL HAVE TO COVER THE UNDERDOG BETS.I'LL PAY YOU BACK UPSTAIRS

 

[beantownjim]

ITS NOT EASY BEING WHITE AND IRISH.DO NIGERIANS HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SKIN CANCER I KNOW IT SUCKS BEING DARK BUT AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE SUN

BOYS I DID SLIP A LITTLE WITH MY SUNTAN LOTION FOR NOW ON ITS 50 BLOCK FOR ME

 

[MadJack]

Go see a different doctor. I had 2 of those things on my face and she hit them with some freeze spray and a week later they were gone.

Or I'm sure we could get a MJ member to cut it out if that's the way you want it treated. I think RAYMOND is available since it's still winter and the concrete biz is slow.

 

[RAYMOND]

HOLD ON BOYS xstop ITS NOT OVER FOR YOUR GOOD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM YET.I HAD THIS SCAB ON MY FACE FOR ABOUT 3 MONTHS AND IT NEVER REALLY HEALED.LAST WEEK I WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING WITH THIS DOCTOR ABOUT MY CO PAYMENT GOING WAY UP SO I THOUGHT HE WAS CALLING ME TO SAY JIM YOU JUST HAVE TO PAY THE INCREASE.I THOUGHT FOR SURE THIS JEW WAS PADDING MY BILL BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WASNT THE SMARTEST IRISH GUY FROM SOUTH BOSTON.WELL BOYS IT TURNED OUT A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS.THE PRICE I PAY FOR BEING A GOOD GOLFER I SPEND A LIT OF TIME IN THE SUN.
WELL ITS OFFICIAL YOUR GOOD PAL BEANTOWNJIM HAS SKIN CANCER ON HIS CHEEK NO NOT MY ARSE MY FACE.I GUESS I WONT BE LOOKING LIKE A YOUNG PAUL NEWMAN WITH THIS SCAR I AM PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE WHEN THEY DIG IT OUT.

THE DOCTOR SAYS THIS CANCER IS 99% CURABLE THEY CUT IT OUT AND STITCH YOU UP.I SAID TO THE DOCTOR I AM KIND OF SCARED SURE YOU SAY THE ODDS ARE IN MY FAVOR BUT YOUR LOOKING AT A GUY PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE IN NEW ENGLAND THAT BET THE RAMS AGAINST THE PATRIOTS IN TOM BRADYS FIRST EVER.O.K. JIM I'M LOWERING YOUR ODDS TO 97 %

BEANTOWNJIM SURVIVES THIS SURGERY -600
BEANTOWNJIM DOESNT SURVIVE THIS SURGERY +520

JACK YOU COVER THESE BETS FOR ME I LIKE MY ODDS BUT IF I LOSE YOU WILL HAVE TO COVER THE UNDERDOG BETS.I'LL PAY YOU BACK UPSTAIRS

JUST WEAR A MASK:facepalm:

 

[beantownjim]

IMAGINE BLOCKHEAD COMING AT ME WITH A KNIFE :scared I AM PRETTY SURE RAYMOND CARRIES A WEAPON WITH THE PRICES HE CHARGES TO PAVE A DRIVEWAY I AM SURE CUSTOMERS MUST HAVE CHASED HIM OFF THEIR PROPERTY

RAYMOND DOESNT LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY WHO NEGOCIATES PRICES ITS HIS PRICE OR YOU GET BEAT DOWN

I GUESS ITS NOT AN EMERGENCY I WONT HAVE IT DONE UNTIL THE END OF APRIL

YOU NEVER KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THE SUN IS UNTIL IT HAPPENS TO YOU

 

[RAYMOND]

IMAGINE BLOCKHEAD COMING AT ME WITH A KNIFE :scared I AM PRETTY SURE RAYMOND CARRIES A WEAPON WITH THE PRICES HE CHARGES TO PAVE A DRIVEWAY I AM SURE CUSTOMERS MUST HAVE CHASED HIM OFF THEIR PROPERTY

RAYMOND DOESNT LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY WHO NEGOCIATES PRICES ITS HIS PRICE OR YOU GET BEAT DOWN

I GUESS ITS NOT AN EMERGENCY I WONT HAVE IT DONE UNTIL THE END OF APRIL

YOU NEVER KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THE SUN IS UNTIL IT HAPPENS TO YOU

BEST OF LUCK JIMMY!:0008

 

[Snafu]

ITS NOT EASY BEING WHITE AND IRISH

YOU MEAN LIKE HALF WHITE AND HALF IRISH ?

:0003

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

GET WETTER SOON

+1

 

[RAYMOND]

+1

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