(BEANTOWNJIM IS A FAG)

[beantownjim]

O.K. BOYS I HAVE A CONFESION I AM GAY AND I LOVE TO WATCH MENS FIGURE SKATING THEY ARE REAL ATHLETES NEVER MIND THOSE BIG HUSKY FOOTBALL PLAYERS.I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN INTERIOR DECORATOR INSTEAD OF A IRONWORKER I ALSO WOULD HAVE LOVED TO WORK IN A HAIR SALON STYLING WOMENS HAIR IS MY FIRST PASSION.



WHAT THE F-CK FELLAS DONT TELL ME YOU BELIEVED ALL THAT FAG SHIT

GOTCHA APRILS FOOLS :00hour

 

[vinnie]

YEA UR MORE THE DR PETER TYPE :mj07:

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Originally Posted by beantownjim


beantownjim
Lieutenant

BOYS 11 YEARS AGO I MET THE MOST WONDERFULL LADY AND I MARRIED HER.BOYS SHE IS THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME UNTIL LAST NIGHT.LAST NIGHT I WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH MY WIFE AND HER BOSS WE HAD THE GREATEST NIGHT AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER BOSS WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES.I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL MY WIFE THAT I AM SEEKING A DIVORCE SO I CAN BE WITH HER BOSS.BOYS DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY I WOULD BE WITH THIS PERSON IMAGINE DRIVING A 2002 MERCEDES COUPE,GOING TO VEGAS TWICE A YEAR AND STAYING AT THE MGM PENTHOUSE AND PLAYING CARDS FOR A WEEK WITH AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF CASH,HER BOSS IS 38 YEARS OLD AND LOADED WITH CASH THE HEAD CARDIOLOGIST AT MASS GENERAL HOSPITAL I WOULD SAY CLOSE TO 150 GRAND A YEAR AND NO KIDS HOW DOES THIS SOUND SO FAR BOYS.I AM CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFES BOSS BUT THERE IS ONE SLIGHT PROBLEM HIS NAME IS PETER YES BOYS YOU HEARD ME RIGHT HIS NAME IS (DR.PETER) GUYS THIS MAN HAS EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED EXCEPT WOMEN YOU GUESSED IT HE'S GAY BUT I AM CONTEPLATING OVER LOOKING THIS LITTLE SET BACK BOYS WHAT A NIGHT I HAD I THINK I AM IN LOVE

 

[JOHNNY DIMWIT]

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN INTERIOR DECORATOR INSTEAD OF A IRONWORKER.

THIS PART IS TRUE CAUSE JIMMY USED TO TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME BUT NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE. EVER SINCE THAT DINNER WITH DR. PETER HE'S BEEN KINDA QUIET ON THE SUBJECT.

HEY BOYS IF YOUR KID SISTER BROUGHT HOME RICHARD SIMMONS, SIGFRIED & ROY, BOY GEORGE OR BEANTOWNJIMMIE THE HAIRDRESSER, WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS?

 

[vinnie]

O.K. BOYS I HAVE A CONFESION I AM GAY AND I LOVE TO WATCH MENS FIGURE SKATING THEY ARE REAL ATHLETES NEVER MIND THOSE BIG HUSKY FOOTBALL PLAYERS.I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN INTERIOR DECORATOR INSTEAD OF A IRONWORKER I ALSO WOULD HAVE LOVED TO WORK IN A HAIR SALON STYLING WOMENS HAIR IS MY FIRST PASSION.

 

[vinnie]

I GRIN WHEN I WIN

 

[RAYMOND]

fag:scared

 

[tmlfan4ever]

hahaha

this is bad on so many levels :mj07:

 

[vinnie]

I?M SICK AND TIRED OF MY BIG DUMB (HAIRY) HUSBAND BEANTOWNJIM GUYS IM THINKING OF ASKING FOR A DIVORCE. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT DUMB MICK SPENDS MORE TIME WITH HIS PALS HERE AT MADJACKSPORTS THAN HE DOES TAKING CARE OF MRS BEANTOWNJANE. LETS BE HONEST HERE GUYS OUR SEX LIFE WAS NEVER THAT GREAT LETS JUST SAY JIM IS HUNG LIKE A SQUIRREL I THOUGHT THAT VIAGRA WOULD HELP BUT HE CANT GET HIS PECKER UP. I THINK ITS ALL THAT TIME AT THE YMCA GUYS I THINK I DROVE MY HUSBAND BEANTOWNJIM TO TURN GAY ON ME HE SPENDS MORE TIME WITH THE FAGS AT THE YMCA THAN WITH HIS WIFE. GOOD THING JIMBO DOESN?T KNOW THAT WHEN HES WITH THE DYKES AT STARBUCKS I?M BANGING JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THAT?S RIGHT HE?S HUNG LIKE A ******** FELLAS I WALK LIKE A COWBOY WHEN HES DONE WITH ME. (WHATS WRONG JANE) ASKS JIMBO OH I JUST HURT MY LEG CLEANING HONEY. GUYS I REALLY DON?T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE SOMETIMES I GET ON HERE AND DREAM ABOUT RAYMOND THAT BIG LUG AND GET A LITTLE FRISKY WITH MYSELF (DON?T TELL JIMBO HE ALREADY HAS ENOUGH TROUBLE GETTING A STIFFY) .

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[freelancc]

I AM GAY

.:look: .

 

[The Sponge]

LOL check this out.


(ITS NOT FUN TO HAVE COKE THROWN AT YOUR FACE)

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BOYS YOU KNOW ME IM A STAND UP GUY IVE HAD GUNS POINTED TO MY HEAD IVE BEEN IN BARROOM BRAWLS AND BEANTOWNJIM DOES NOT FEAR ANYONE I HAVE HUNG AROUND THE TOUGH STREETS OF SOUTH BOSTON AND HAVE EVEN ATTENDED THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOX BUT TODAY SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM TODAY MY LOVELY WIFE WAS FREE AND I DECIDED TO TAKE HER FOR A LOVELY LUNCH AND A MOVIE SEEING I HAD A BIG WEEK THANKS TO MY OLD PAL BILLY PARCELLS THIS WEEK WITH DALLAS BY THE WAY BOYS DID YOU ALL TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT BILLY BOY AT HOW MUCH HE'S AGED FOR CHRIST SAKES I SWEAR TO GOD THE GUY LOOKED 74 BUT LOOKED ONLY 51 AGAIN WHEN DALLAS KICKED THAT GAME WINNER IN OT ANYWAYS BACK TO MY AFTERNOON BOYS IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE GOING TO THAT MOVIE TODAY AS I RAN INTO A MAJOR PROBLEM BOYS LET ME TELL YOU BEANTOWNJIM HAS NEVER FEARED ANYONE AND NEVER WILL BUT TODAY THIS IS TRUE BOYS BEANTOWNJIM DONT LIE WHEN MY WIFE AND I WERE WATCHING A MOVIE AT THE THEATER THERE WERE THESE 4 THUGS BEHIND US CAUSING TROUBLE BY TALKING LOUD THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE AND NOT ONLY THAT KICKING MY WIFE AND MY CHAIR HARD SO I TURNED AROUND AND TOLD THEM TO STOP THEY LAUGHED AT ME SO BY NOW MY WIFE IS FREAKING OUT AND SAYS JIM LETS JUST MOVE UP A FEW ROWS AND I SAID NO I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SO I TURNED BACK AT ONE OF THE GUYS AND TOLD HIM TO STOP TALKING AND KICKING OUR CHAIR OR I WILL PUNCH HIM OUT SO AS I AM SAYING THIS THE PUNK THROWS HIS WHOLE BAG OF POPCORN AT MY FACE BY NOW MY WIFE IS FREAKING OUT ASKING FOR SECURITY SO I GRABBED THE F-UCKER AND HIS BUDDY THROWS HIS LARGE JUMBO COKE RIGHT IN MY FACE AND BY NOW I AM BULLSHIT MY FACE IS ALL STICKY SO AS I AM WIPING MY FACE OFF IN FRONT OF MY WIFE (HOW EMBARRASING MY WIFE MUST THINK I AM LESS OF A MAN NOW THEN THE THUGS WALK OUT SLOWLY OUT OF THE THEATER SO I HAD TO DECIDE IF I SHOULD JUST SIT THERE AND LET THEM GO OUT AND DRY MYSELF UP OR DO I FOLLOW THEM OUT SO WHAT DOES BEANTOWNJIM DO HE FOLLOWS THEM OUT AND THEY DID NOT SEE ME SO I WENT OUTSIDE AND SAW THEM GO BACK TO THERE CAR AND I TOOK THERE LICENCE PLATE NUMBER SO NOW MY WIFE IS ESTACTIC AND SHE IS CRYING AND I FEEL LIKE I AM LESS OF A MAN BECAUSE THESE THUGS JUST MADE ME LOOK SILLY AND NOW I CANT FACE HER JESUS CHRIST WHATS SHE GOING TO THINK OF ME NOW SHE CANT EVEN DEPEND ON HER OWN HUSBAND TO PROTECT HER I AM EMBARASSED TO EVEN FACE HER TONIGHT BOYS BEANTOWNJIM IS NO FAG HE WAS JUST OUTNUMBERED THATS ALL SO NOW I COME HERE TO ASK YOU BOYS IF THERE IS A GOOD JEW LAWYER HERE AT ** I NEED A GOOD JEW LAWYER RUSSY I NEED SOMEONE WHO WORKS FOR A FIRM THAT SOUNDS LIKE RABINOWITZ RABINOWITZ AND RABINOWITZ I DONT WANT RENO EVEN THOUGH HES A JEW RENO IS A GAMBLING JEW AND I DONT THINK I WANT SCOTTY LANDAU BECAUSE HES ALSO ONLY A GAMBLING JEW PLUS HES NOWHERE TO BE SEEN LAST WE HEARD OF SCOTTY LANDAU HE WAS SEEN IN THE GAZA STRIP WORKING WITH THE OTHER JEWS TO HELP SOLVE THE MIDDLE EAST PEACE AND I DONT WANT JOHNNY COCHRAN EITHER I DONT WANT NO NUBIAN DEFENDING ME SORRY TIMMY NOW DONT GET MAD AT YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM AND CALL ME A RACISTBEANTOWNJIM JUST DOESNT WANT THE LAWYER TO HOLD IT AGAINST HIM AND COST HIM THE CASE BECAUSE HE DONT LIKE BLACKS SO I AM NOT CHANCING IT SORRY BOYS SO DO I HAVE A CASE HERE BOYS I GOT HIS LICENSE PLATE NUMBER AND I CAN FIND OUT WHERE HE LIVES CAN I SUE THIS GUYS ASS I HAVE MY WIFE AS A WITNESS SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A JEW THESE THUGS WILL PAY FOR THIS WHO DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE THROWING POPCORN AND COKE AT MY FACE WHAT THE F-UCK I HAD TO WASH MY FACE AND SHAMPOO MY HAIR 6 TIMES AND MY FACE AND HAIR IS STILL STICKY BEANTOWNJIM WANTS REVENGE THESE DEADBEATS WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS



ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING BEN WALLACE,KEVIN GARNETT,PATRICK EWING,OR RENO, WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[1%er]

LOL check this out.


(ITS NOT FUN TO HAVE COKE THROWN AT YOUR FACE)

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BOYS YOU KNOW ME IM A STAND UP GUY IVE HAD GUNS POINTED TO MY HEAD IVE BEEN IN BARROOM BRAWLS AND BEANTOWNJIM DOES NOT FEAR ANYONE I HAVE HUNG AROUND THE TOUGH STREETS OF SOUTH BOSTON AND HAVE EVEN ATTENDED THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOX BUT TODAY SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM TODAY MY LOVELY WIFE WAS FREE AND I DECIDED TO TAKE HER FOR A LOVELY LUNCH AND A MOVIE SEEING I HAD A BIG WEEK THANKS TO MY OLD PAL BILLY PARCELLS THIS WEEK WITH DALLAS BY THE WAY BOYS DID YOU ALL TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT BILLY BOY AT HOW MUCH HE'S AGED FOR CHRIST SAKES I SWEAR TO GOD THE GUY LOOKED 74 BUT LOOKED ONLY 51 AGAIN WHEN DALLAS KICKED THAT GAME WINNER IN OT ANYWAYS BACK TO MY AFTERNOON BOYS IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE GOING TO THAT MOVIE TODAY AS I RAN INTO A MAJOR PROBLEM BOYS LET ME TELL YOU BEANTOWNJIM HAS NEVER FEARED ANYONE AND NEVER WILL BUT TODAY THIS IS TRUE BOYS BEANTOWNJIM DONT LIE WHEN MY WIFE AND I WERE WATCHING A MOVIE AT THE THEATER THERE WERE THESE 4 THUGS BEHIND US CAUSING TROUBLE BY TALKING LOUD THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE AND NOT ONLY THAT KICKING MY WIFE AND MY CHAIR HARD SO I TURNED AROUND AND TOLD THEM TO STOP THEY LAUGHED AT ME SO BY NOW MY WIFE IS FREAKING OUT AND SAYS JIM LETS JUST MOVE UP A FEW ROWS AND I SAID NO I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SO I TURNED BACK AT ONE OF THE GUYS AND TOLD HIM TO STOP TALKING AND KICKING OUR CHAIR OR I WILL PUNCH HIM OUT SO AS I AM SAYING THIS THE PUNK THROWS HIS WHOLE BAG OF POPCORN AT MY FACE BY NOW MY WIFE IS FREAKING OUT ASKING FOR SECURITY SO I GRABBED THE F-UCKER AND HIS BUDDY THROWS HIS LARGE JUMBO COKE RIGHT IN MY FACE AND BY NOW I AM BULLSHIT MY FACE IS ALL STICKY SO AS I AM WIPING MY FACE OFF IN FRONT OF MY WIFE (HOW EMBARRASING MY WIFE MUST THINK I AM LESS OF A MAN NOW THEN THE THUGS WALK OUT SLOWLY OUT OF THE THEATER SO I HAD TO DECIDE IF I SHOULD JUST SIT THERE AND LET THEM GO OUT AND DRY MYSELF UP OR DO I FOLLOW THEM OUT SO WHAT DOES BEANTOWNJIM DO HE FOLLOWS THEM OUT AND THEY DID NOT SEE ME SO I WENT OUTSIDE AND SAW THEM GO BACK TO THERE CAR AND I TOOK THERE LICENCE PLATE NUMBER SO NOW MY WIFE IS ESTACTIC AND SHE IS CRYING AND I FEEL LIKE I AM LESS OF A MAN BECAUSE THESE THUGS JUST MADE ME LOOK SILLY AND NOW I CANT FACE HER JESUS CHRIST WHATS SHE GOING TO THINK OF ME NOW SHE CANT EVEN DEPEND ON HER OWN HUSBAND TO PROTECT HER I AM EMBARASSED TO EVEN FACE HER TONIGHT BOYS BEANTOWNJIM IS NO FAG HE WAS JUST OUTNUMBERED THATS ALL SO NOW I COME HERE TO ASK YOU BOYS IF THERE IS A GOOD JEW LAWYER HERE AT ** I NEED A GOOD JEW LAWYER RUSSY I NEED SOMEONE WHO WORKS FOR A FIRM THAT SOUNDS LIKE RABINOWITZ RABINOWITZ AND RABINOWITZ I DONT WANT RENO EVEN THOUGH HES A JEW RENO IS A GAMBLING JEW AND I DONT THINK I WANT SCOTTY LANDAU BECAUSE HES ALSO ONLY A GAMBLING JEW PLUS HES NOWHERE TO BE SEEN LAST WE HEARD OF SCOTTY LANDAU HE WAS SEEN IN THE GAZA STRIP WORKING WITH THE OTHER JEWS TO HELP SOLVE THE MIDDLE EAST PEACE AND I DONT WANT JOHNNY COCHRAN EITHER I DONT WANT NO NUBIAN DEFENDING ME SORRY TIMMY NOW DONT GET MAD AT YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM AND CALL ME A RACISTBEANTOWNJIM JUST DOESNT WANT THE LAWYER TO HOLD IT AGAINST HIM AND COST HIM THE CASE BECAUSE HE DONT LIKE BLACKS SO I AM NOT CHANCING IT SORRY BOYS SO DO I HAVE A CASE HERE BOYS I GOT HIS LICENSE PLATE NUMBER AND I CAN FIND OUT WHERE HE LIVES CAN I SUE THIS GUYS ASS I HAVE MY WIFE AS A WITNESS SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A JEW THESE THUGS WILL PAY FOR THIS WHO DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE THROWING POPCORN AND COKE AT MY FACE WHAT THE F-UCK I HAD TO WASH MY FACE AND SHAMPOO MY HAIR 6 TIMES AND MY FACE AND HAIR IS STILL STICKY BEANTOWNJIM WANTS REVENGE THESE DEADBEATS WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS



ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING BEN WALLACE,KEVIN GARNETT,PATRICK EWING,OR RENO, WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

Beaner,