beantownjim

[vinnie]

WAT YA BEEN DOIN' DA LAST 2 YEARS ?

 

[beantownjim]

PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING I WAS DOING LOSING AT GAMBLING,LOOKING FOR AN EASY STATE JOB,BEGGING MY LOVELY WIFE FOR AN ALLOWANCE TO GAMBLE WITH,I HAVENT BEEN FIGHTING WITH YURI MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR HE HAS BEEN SICK SO HE SAYS.HE SUPPOSELY HAS CANCER I HAVE BEEN A PERFECT GENTLEMEN TOWARDS HIM NOW HE HAS ME RUNNING ERRANDS FOR HIM.I DONT EVEN KNOW IF HE IS SICK HE LEAVES EVERY MORNING FOR THE GYM AND I SEE HIM OUT RUNNING :shrug:THE GUY IS IN GREAT SHAPE I AM THE ONE THAT IS GETTING SICK FROM RUNNING AROUND FOR HIM.MY LOVELY WIFE IS A GOOD CATHOLIC AND SHE WANTS ME TO HELP OUT OUR NEIGHOR.IF I FIND OUT YURI IS FAKING I MIGHT KILL THE GUY WHEN I PICK UP HIS MEDICINE THE LADY ASKED ME DOES YOUR PARTNER NEED ANY INSTRUCTIONS ON THIS MEDICATION :scared MY PARTNER WHAT THE FUCK SHE THINKS I AM A FAG.I SAID THIS IS FOR A FRIEND I AM MARRIED TO A FEMALE I TOLD MY WIFE IAM NOT GOING TO BE HUMILIATED AGAIN TELL YURIS WIFE TO GO GET HIS MEDICINE.JUST LET ME FIND OUT HE IS DAKING

VINNIE I AM FIGHTING WITH THE GARBAGE MEN NOW AND ITS GOING TO GET UGLY I MIGHT START A THREAD EXPLAINING WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO ME THERE GARBAGE MEN NOT DOCTORS

 

[3 putt pete]

:lol::0corn

 

[RAYMOND]

hey beantowner where you been:0corn

 

[RAYMOND]

how the ymca :142smilie

 

[vinnie]

 

[beantownjim]

OH MAN THAT PICTURE BRINGS BACK MEMORIES REMEMBER THE TIME IT WAS HALLOWEEN AND I ASKED THE CHINAMAN ON THE LEFT SIDE TO SIT ON MY PIRCH AND SCARE THE KIDS OFF SO THEY WOULDNT EGG MY HOUSE :scared

WHAT WAS THAT CHINAMANS NAME I FORGOT BUT WE HAD SOME GOOD LAUGHS

THE THREE STOOGES

RAYMOND DID YOU GO TO HARVARD OR YALE

 

[vinnie]

BOYS ITS BEEN A FANTASY OF MINE TO MARRY INTO JACKS FAMILY SO I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ONE OF JACKS SISTERS I KNOW JACK 1 OF YOUR SISTERS IS MARRIED BUT DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER?I WOULD LEAVE MY HAPPY MARRIAGE TO BECOME JACKS BROTHER IN LAW IMAGINE THE PERKS I WOULD GET JACK WOULDNT THREATEN TO BAN ME ANYMORE,JACK COULD CALL LENNY FROM CASCADE SPORTSBOOK AND TELL THE CROOK TO GIVE BACK MY 660 DOLLARS,I COULD SOCIALIZE WITH ALL THE BIG SHOTS OFFSHORE ON THE COMPANIES CHARGE CARD HUH JACK I COULD GO TO COSTA RICA AND PRETEND TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT SPORTS GAMBLING BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER I AM THERE TO BANG CHEAP AND PRETTY HOOKERS JACK ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME I AM A SWELL GUY JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE BROTHER IN LAW I WONT USE YOU FOR THE PERKS RIGHT GOOD BUDDY.I DONT CARE IF YOUR SISTER IS AN OLD BAG JACK OR LOOKS LIKE PHYLLIS DILLER I JUST WANT TO MARRY INTO YOUR FAMILY.THINK ABOUT IT JACK I THINK IT CAN WORK

WELCOME TO (MADJACK AND JIMS FORUM) JACK BROTHER IN LAW I LIKE THE SOUND HUH GOOD BUDDY:brows:

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[vinnie]

 

[beantownjim]

I NEED MY OLD AVATAR BACK I USED IT AT ANOTHER FORUM

YOU GUYS GOT IT PRETTY CLOSE THAT GUY DOES LOOK LIKE ME BUT I DONT WEAR GLASSES

 

[vinnie]

HEY BOYS ITS BEANTOWNJIMS SOON TO BE EX WIFE BEANTOWNJANE. HE THINKS IM A MORAN BUT I KNOW HOW MUCH THAT DEADBEAT LOSES. BOYS WE ARE IN A REAL BIND WE CANT AFFORD RENT. I HAVENT TOLD JIM BUT I JUST GOT DONE GIVING BLOWJOBS TO YURI AND HIS 3 SONS. AT LEAST THE 45 DOLLARS WILL COVER OUR RENT ON THE DOUBLE WIDE FOR ANOTHER WEEK. DONT TELL JIMBO BUT JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TOLD ME IF I CAME DOWN TO THE IRISH CLUB AND LET THE FELLAS RUN TRAIN ON ME THEN HE WOULD BE MY SUGAR DADDY AND TREAT ME TO A LOBSTER DINNER AT WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM. I JUST DONT KNOW IF I CAN DO IT YURI TORE ME UP REAL GOOD THAT DUMB RUSSIAN IS HUNG LIKE A NIGERIAN AND HIS BOYS ARENT FAR BEHIND. BOYS DONT TELL JIMBO MY SECRET BUT HE HAS A TELL WHEN HE LOSES A BUNCH OF MONEY HE GETS OUR KIDS BLANKIE AND CURLS UP WIMPERING ON THE COUCH. I THINK IM GONNA GO GIVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN A CALL I FOUND MY OLD MANS VIAGRA IM GONNA GET OLD KNOCKDOWN STIFF AS A BOARD FOR A FEW HOURS AND RIDE HIS POLE SO MY KIDS CAN EAT

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