>Things are not always as they appear.
>
>
>Bear Hunting
>Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting.
>
>He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
>
>There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big
>black bear.
>
>The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and you have got two choices.
>
>Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
>
>After considering briefly Frank decided to accede to the latter
>alternative.
>
>Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
>revenge.
>
>He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
>
>There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood
>right next to him.
>
>The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and
>you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
>
>Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate.
>
>Although he survived it would take several months before Frank finally
>recovered.
>
>Outraged he headed back to the woods and he managed to track down the
>grizzly and shot it.
>
>He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned
>around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
>
>The polar bear said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting,
>do you?"
>
>
>
>Bear Hunting
>Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting.
>
>He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
>
>There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big
>black bear.
>
>The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and you have got two choices.
>
>Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
>
>After considering briefly Frank decided to accede to the latter
>alternative.
>
>Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
>revenge.
>
>He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
>
>There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood
>right next to him.
>
>The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and
>you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
>
>Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate.
>
>Although he survived it would take several months before Frank finally
>recovered.
>
>Outraged he headed back to the woods and he managed to track down the
>grizzly and shot it.
>
>He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned
>around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
>
>The polar bear said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting,
>do you?"
>
