A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his
roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure
enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll
be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and
gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball
bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off
the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls
off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles
and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough
for me to put him in the cage ! in the back of the
van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the
shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure
enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll
be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and
gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball
bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off
the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls
off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles
and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough
for me to put him in the cage ! in the back of the
van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the
shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
