Beer Theory

Felonious Monk

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Suddenly, it all makes sense. I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin from Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

**I knew there was a reason to drink!! :drinky:
 

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Re: Beer Theory

Felonious Monk said:
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

**I knew there was a reason to drink!! :drinky:

LMFAO :D I don't drink that much but I would think your theory would also be true for smoking weed. Watch out Einstein, here I come baby...
 
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