Best Madjack Signature; Post your fave here!

[djeze]

There are quite a few of these that are quite comical; let's see who has the best signature of all madjack posters.

Red Raider

I hope to break even this week. I need the money.

djeze

I don't have a gambling problem. My bookie calls me at home for marrital advice only.

yyz

You can't polish a turd.

Tito

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket!

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I don't have a gambling problem. My bookie calls me at home for marrital advice only.

 

[BAINS]

Raymond and Fletcher

 

[djeze]

What are there signatures?

 

[hello there]

yyz's....

"Ab-soo-fuggin-loot-lyyyyy"

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

Has to be 'RED RAIDER'.....First one to ever make me laugh out loud.

 

[Anders]

I like my new one

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"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandmother did. Not screaming like the passengers in her car."

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

great,gotta find a new signature...

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"In sports handicapping, don't learn the tricks of the trade,but learn the trade itself."

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

hey tito, isn't your signature by Kin Hubbard ???

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

I know that this is a bit off-topic, but I do believe that YYZ is the resident comedian of the forum.

When RobertBIrish and djv were comparing their computer plays, YYZ's response.

"All my computer says is 'insufficient funds to make this wager.'"

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

YYZ has the best one

 

[Anders]

TV, here's one for ya...

"Ah yes, divorce.... from the Latin word meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet."

 

[yyz]

Originally posted by Anders:

TV, here's one for ya...

"Ah yes, divorce.... from the Latin word meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet."

Robin Williams?

 

[Anders]

ah, who else could it be but Mork

 

[scrubbo]

This isn't a signature but it was funny...I do want to say that I have no problems with anyone being gay but this line by marine had me pissing.
"I was happier than a fag in a dick tree when he gave it to me!"

 

[marine]

that one has been my trademark for AGES! i try and work it into a conversation at least three times a week!

 

[Tito]

Toronto

Not sure where my signiture originated. Picked it from someone at work.


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Tito

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket!

 

[kcwolf]

My all time best was from yyz:

"May your bookie's children go hungry"

yyz: Start using it again, you were raking in the dough when you used to use it.

Enjoy Tito's signature and Barfly needs to keep his forever.

I actually laughed out loud when I saw Red Raider and Anders signature. They get a tie for first in my book.

 

[Centre Ice]

Ice Picks

"I started out with nothing, and still have most of it..."

 

[the Inkman]

I like djeze with the bookie requesting marital advice and also Anders with the car crash grandmother....