Recently I was driving through a local, large strip mall when two very attractive women approched my car. They looked to be in their early to mid-twenties. One of them pulled out a cloth and spray bottle and began cleaning my windsheid as the other came to my driver-side window and asked if I could spare a couple of buckets. I gladly obliged as I stared at her great ta tas.:bigun: She then asked if I could give her and the friend a ride down the street, it would only take a few minutes.
I figured harmless enough right?:shrug:
Soooo...they both jump in through the backdoors and tell me which direction to go. As I am driving, talking to one of them, I look in the rearview and don't see the other one.:mj03:
I turn around a see that the blond has gone down on the other one and is lapping it up like puppy and a peanutbutter jar:shocked: I'm thinking "whollly chit man, I just hit the jackpot!!!". This goes on for a few minutes. But, it gets better. The redhead says something like, it's not fair to be teasing but not pleasing! And then hops in the passenger seat and starts undoing my pants....so I turn to a side quite street and park...where I get some great, freaky head...:em71:
Now the bad part...so, the chick evidently is queen of slight of hand because before I know it, the broad has my moneyclip out of my pocket, the door open and jump out. They tell me to get lost or the will call the cops and say I tried to rape them. All the while, they got about $200 of my cash in hand as they take off!!!
:wtf:
I was robbed Friday, Monday and Tuesday...I couldn't find them over the weekend or today!
I figured harmless enough right?:shrug:
Soooo...they both jump in through the backdoors and tell me which direction to go. As I am driving, talking to one of them, I look in the rearview and don't see the other one.:mj03:
I turn around a see that the blond has gone down on the other one and is lapping it up like puppy and a peanutbutter jar:shocked: I'm thinking "whollly chit man, I just hit the jackpot!!!". This goes on for a few minutes. But, it gets better. The redhead says something like, it's not fair to be teasing but not pleasing! And then hops in the passenger seat and starts undoing my pants....so I turn to a side quite street and park...where I get some great, freaky head...:em71:
Now the bad part...so, the chick evidently is queen of slight of hand because before I know it, the broad has my moneyclip out of my pocket, the door open and jump out. They tell me to get lost or the will call the cops and say I tried to rape them. All the while, they got about $200 of my cash in hand as they take off!!!
:wtf:
I was robbed Friday, Monday and Tuesday...I couldn't find them over the weekend or today!
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