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Subject: Big 12 Football
It is that time of year again....College Football. There's something here that will offend almost every Big12 football fan. None of it is
"Politically Correct" by any means, so if you are in a "Politically Correct Mood", delete this message now.
(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
..........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 8 Iowa State cheerleaders in one room?
..........A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
..........Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
..........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of an Oklahoma State football player's life?
..........His freshman year.
(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
........None...That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
..........Lubbock. He knew that the police would never look
there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
Enjoy
Subject: Big 12 Football
It is that time of year again....College Football. There's something here that will offend almost every Big12 football fan. None of it is
"Politically Correct" by any means, so if you are in a "Politically Correct Mood", delete this message now.
(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
..........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 8 Iowa State cheerleaders in one room?
..........A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
..........Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
..........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of an Oklahoma State football player's life?
..........His freshman year.
(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
........None...That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
..........Lubbock. He knew that the police would never look
there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
