Blockormore Disease

[Felonious Monk]

Anyone heard of this terrible disease? It's pretty awful actually. Can REALLY get you into some serious trouble And it's been my experience that there are quite a few girls who come down with this horrible disease.

It happens when you see what appears to be the world's hottest chick, only to get close and find out that she only looks good from "a block or more" away. Quite sad my friends. Very sad. Let's hope someday there is a cure.

 

[taoist]

...so what you're sayin' Monk is she looks good from afar, but she's far from good-lookin'....

...we used to call 'em "neckdowners"...because she looks perfect from the neck down.

 

[yyz]

She suffers from Zactly's disease:

That's when her face looks "zactly like her ass!"

 

[Felonious Monk]

sounds like a "butterface"

"she's got a great body, but her face......"

 

[Bluemound Freak]

They have found a cure for Blockormore disease and you all have been guilty of abusing it!



BOOZE AND DIM LIGHTS


Hell I am a firm believer in getting drunk and going home with a 10 a 2 and waking up with a 2 at 10! Just lie and say your going to work or something and when she leaves go cry in your pillow, nobody will see you! I've done it, Monk has done it hell Taoist does it everytime he goes out!


Brings up the Coyote Ugly Syndrome!

 

[Felonious Monk]

I was always partial to the girls that had summer teeth.

You know

Summer teeth go this way, summer teeth go that way.

 

[hello there]

Blockormore Disease.......people also refer to it as the girl being a "Monet." Ya know, just like that painter's art. It looks good from afar, but when you get real upclose to it, it looks all messy.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Or could be one of those girls that has Kind Hair......the Kind that grows on a monkey's balls!

 

[TheShrimp]

Brings up the Coyote Ugly Syndrome!

How 'bout "wet foot" ugly?

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Shrimp, I don't believe I am familiar with that particular Ugly! Do Tell!

Is it kinda like FUGLY!

 

[TheShrimp]

wet foot ugly is when you're sneaking out of her place, but need to pee first and don't wish to wake her up.

Instead of tinkling directly into the bowl, you stick your foot in the toilet and piss down your leg.

That woman you posted might be a prime candidate.

TheShrimp

 

[TexasBC6]

Instead of tinkling directly into the bowl, you stick your foot in the toilet and piss down your leg.

That's one of the funniest things I have ever seen, thanks Shrimp.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Blockormore can strike without warning! Anyplace or anytime! Just take this case here for example! I was investigating this, what I thought was a honey, and found out some diturbing news!


Just see for yourself:

This is the picture of her that I was sent to inspect, looks good huh?

But upon further inspection I found her to be none other than this chick!

Now see If I had not been alert that this disease was present I would never have noticed this! Damn glad I'm assertive and investigative or I might have gotten in the sack with this Mule!

Be careful out there! Bluemound Freak M.D.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Yet another disturbance in the force! I found this one as I was preparing to leave the lab today! Supposed beauty turned out to really be a hideous goblin! See for yourself!

But when Viewed under scrutiny was found to be a carrier for the disease as well! Take a look!

Its like there is a damn epidemic, Dr. Freeze have you noticed the problem in your areas lately?

Bluemound Freak M.D.

 

[Felonious Monk]

I had heard that dr. freeze actually contracted one of those diseases. Here are some before and afters:


Young dr. freeze

Present day dr. freeze

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I was searching the net looking for some info on some of you guys as well and found that like Dr. Freeze, Felonious Monk too has contracted this evil disease! It is horrid what it can do to a man!



Just take a look!

Even myself can be flawed by such a nasty specimen!See for yourself!

Hell I used to look like this!

I mean I used to be a spitting image of Taoist and now I look like a bad day at a chinese mall! (if you can't laugh at yourself everyone else will)