An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender:
?Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke??
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says:
?Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things?
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5.. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke??
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters:
?Well no! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fuckin? times.?-
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After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender:
?Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke??
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says:
?Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things?
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5.. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke??
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters:
?Well no! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fuckin? times.?-
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