Coach Fran and Mal Moore discuss Alabama's chances next year: "hell, just call me Franny (I think it's sort of feminine and cute don't you). I want to tell you about a great product I've been using for years. It's called Jimmy Johnson Hair Gel. This stuff is great. Use this and your hair will stay in place even with all the hot air coming out of tuscalooser these days. Did I mention that I like to be called Fran? I also want to tell you about another product. It's called Franasal. This stuff is great if your voice sounds too commanding...just squirt a little in the back of your throat and PRESTO, you have a nasally voice just like mine. Thanks for listening to me. This is Coach Franny saying Dammit Mal..you never said it would be this bad, uh, I mean roll tide. "