(CASE CLOSED)

[beantownjim]

BOYS ITS ALL OVER FOR BEANTOWNJIM I AM OFFICIALLY BROKE MY DREAMS HAVE BEEN SHATTERED.LET ME JUST TELL YOU BOYS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE STREET WHEN SOME F-CKING ALBANIAN EXCHANGE STUDENT RAN A STOP SIGN AND NAILED ME CAUSING MY TRUCK TO SPIN AROUND.JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME AH F-CK IT THE CASE IS OVER I WENT TO A JEW LAWYER WHO TOLD ME TO SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION RIGHT AWAY.MAN WHAT A JOKE THIS IS I WENT TO PHYSICAL THERAPY FOR A SORE KNEE I WENT AND HAD A BRAIN SCAN THEY FOUND NOTHING BOYS I DONT MIND LOSING MY CASE BUT THE GOD DAM JEW LAWYER GOT MY SPIRITS UP SAYING HE WAS SEEKING CLOSE TO 50 GRAND FOR MY DAMAGES.WE WENT TO A JUDGE FOR THE TRIAL 3 WEEKS AGO AND TODAY I GOT MY DECISION IT SUCKS.
I HAD A HUGE PARTYPLANNED FOR THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB OPEN BAR CUBAN CIGARS STRIPPERS THE WORKS. JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WAS EVEN PLANNING ON ME SITTING ON A CHAIR WHILE THE BOYS CARRIED ME AROUND THE CLUB SIGNING YANKEE DOODLE DANDY.I CANT BELIEVE THE SETTLEMENT THERE WONT BE ANY PARTY I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL THE FELLAS.I THINK THEY ALREADY BOUGHT THE BALLOONS OH MAN I HAVE A HEADACHE.

MY JEW LAWYER WAS SEEKING 50 GRAND IN DAMAGES I WAS AWARDED 10 GRAND AND THIS DOESNT INCLUDE MY LAWYERS WAGERS PLUS EXPENSES HELL WHEN THIS JEW GETS DONE WITH ME I WILL BE LUCKY TO WALK AWAY WITH 3 THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR ALL MY TIME AND EFFORTS.

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE THOUGHT I WAS A SCAMMER I HADNT WORKED FOR 4 YEARS IDIDNT HAVE ANY PHYSICAL DAMAGES,WHATS THE MATTER WITH THIS JUDGE CANT HE JUST TAKE ME FOR MY WORD I WAS HURT.

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

the judge must have been blind. its quite apparent you have been suffering from severe brain damage these last few years

 

[beantownjim]

I HAD IT ALL PLANNED I WAS GOING TO TELL MY WIFE I GOT 10 GRAND AND I WAS GOING TO POCKET 40 GRAND TAX FREE.WHY THE F-CK DID THIS LAWYER GET MY HOPES UP I WAS GOING OUT AND USING MY CREDIT CARD FOR CASH ADVANCES THINKING WHEN THE DOUGH CAME IN I COULD PAY IT OFF.I HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO WHEN MY LOVELY WIFE FINDS OUT ABOUT THE CREDIT CARDS AND SHE WILL.WHAT THE HELL CAN I TELL HER.

BOYS I HAVE LOST FAITH IN JEW LAWYERS THEY ARE OVERRATED HELL I HAD A GREEK GUY WHO WAS CALLING ME UP ABOUT MY CASE I SHOULD HAVE WENT WITH HIM I BELIEVE THE JUDGE WAS A GREEK.MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE CALLED SPIRO FROM OLYMPIC AND ASKED HIM IF HE KNEW THE JUDGE THOSE GREEKS ALL KNOW EACH OTHER.WELL FELLAS I LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON DONT FAKE CAR ACCIDENTS AND IF YOU DO MAKE SURE YOU ARE WORKING AT THE TIME.MY CASE WAS WEAK BECAUSE THE JUDGE WAS SCRATCHING HIS HEAD WHEN HE FOUND OUT I WAS RETIRED AT 41 YEARS OLD.

 

[AR182]

beantownjim quote:" I WENT AND HAD A BRAIN SCAN THEY FOUND NOTHING"


no kidding....

 

[toastonastick]

sorry BTJ.

But that sand save you made in that pic was amazing!

 

[MadJack]

beantownjim quote:" I WENT AND HAD A BRAIN SCAN THEY FOUND NOTHING"


no kidding....

:mj07:

 

[RAYMOND]

BOYS ITS ALL OVER FOR BEANTOWNJIM I AM OFFICIALLY BROKE MY DREAMS HAVE BEEN SHATTERED.LET ME JUST TELL YOU BOYS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE STREET WHEN SOME F-CKING ALBANIAN EXCHANGE STUDENT RAN A STOP SIGN AND NAILED ME CAUSING MY TRUCK TO SPIN AROUND.JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME AH F-CK IT THE CASE IS OVER I WENT TO A JEW LAWYER WHO TOLD ME TO SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION RIGHT AWAY.MAN WHAT A JOKE THIS IS I WENT TO PHYSICAL THERAPY FOR A SORE KNEE I WENT AND HAD A BRAIN SCAN THEY FOUND NOTHING BOYS I DONT MIND LOSING MY CASE BUT THE GOD DAM JEW LAWYER GOT MY SPIRITS UP SAYING HE WAS SEEKING CLOSE TO 50 GRAND FOR MY DAMAGES.WE WENT TO A JUDGE FOR THE TRIAL 3 WEEKS AGO AND TODAY I GOT MY DECISION IT SUCKS.
I HAD A HUGE PARTYPLANNED FOR THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB OPEN BAR CUBAN CIGARS STRIPPERS THE WORKS. JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WAS EVEN PLANNING ON ME SITTING ON A CHAIR WHILE THE BOYS CARRIED ME AROUND THE CLUB SIGNING YANKEE DOODLE DANDY.I CANT BELIEVE THE SETTLEMENT THERE WONT BE ANY PARTY I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL THE FELLAS.I THINK THEY ALREADY BOUGHT THE BALLOONS OH MAN I HAVE A HEADACHE.

MY JEW LAWYER WAS SEEKING 50 GRAND IN DAMAGES I WAS AWARDED 10 GRAND AND THIS DOESNT INCLUDE MY LAWYERS WAGERS PLUS EXPENSES HELL WHEN THIS JEW GETS DONE WITH ME I WILL BE LUCKY TO WALK AWAY WITH 3 THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR ALL MY TIME AND EFFORTS.

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE THOUGHT I WAS A SCAMMER I HADNT WORKED FOR 4 YEARS IDIDNT HAVE ANY PHYSICAL DAMAGES,WHATS THE MATTER WITH THIS JUDGE CANT HE JUST TAKE ME FOR MY WORD I WAS HURT.

cous your one funny mother fvcker

 

[beantownjim]

I GOT F-CKED IN THIS CASE THE ALBANIAN WHO HIT ME WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND HE WENT HOME SO I WAS ON TRIAL NOT THE HIM.HOW CAN A GUY BLOW A STOP SIGN AND ALMOST KILL ME AND WALK AWAY.THE INSURANCE COMPANY HAD SOME REAL SHARP LAWYERS I THINK I WAS LUCKY TO GET ANYTHING IN THIS CASE.STILL I AM VERY UPSET WITH MY JEWISH LAWYER HE TOOK THE CASE WITH AN AGREEMENT HE GETS 1/3 OF THE SETTLEMENT NOW THAT WE DIDNT GET SH-T I KNOW HE WILL ADD EXPENSES I AM GOING TO GET REALLY F-CKED BY MY OWN LAWYER.

JACK IS IT POSSIBLE WE HOLD A FUNDRAISER FOR ME HERE AT MADJACKS WE MIGHT HAVE TO HOLD A FUNERAL WHEN MY WIFE FINDS OUT ABOUT THE CREDIT CARDS :scared

PLEASE DONATE YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO THE (SAVE BEANTOWNJIM FUND) IT IS TAX DEDUCTABLE SO DONT BE STINGY

 

[S-Love]

beantownjim quote:" I WENT AND HAD A BRAIN SCAN THEY FOUND NOTHING"


no kidding....

I always laugh hysterically when the term "FAT ZEBRA" pops into my head

 

[Keith 1]

what does your lawyer being Jewish have to do with anything ????

I find it hard to believe that no one here has a problem with your comments. If your lawyer was black, would it be OK to call him a ni**er lawyer ?

Not sure which is more incredible--your story or the fact that no one else seemed to think anything of it.