Little Jimmy came home from school one day and tells his mother that some big kids were using some words that he didn't know. So his mother says" Little Jimmy what words did you hear?"
"Well mommy, this guy was talking about a b*tch"
And his mother replies," Little Jimmy, that is a female dog"
"Another guy said something about a p*ssy"
"Well son, that is a kitty cat" and mother says "why don't you go ask your father about these new words"
So Little Jimmy heads out to the garage.
"Daddy, mommy told me to come out here and ask you about some words I heard today."
Of the course the father was extremely busy or at least very good at looking that way and says" What new words son"
" I heard these older guys talking about a b*itch and a p*ussy, and mommy says something about cats and dogs but you could explain the words better"
Well the the father was preety perplexed at this situation when a smile came over his face. He reached into his tool box{hiding place} and found a Playboy magazine. He opened it up to the middle of the magazine and drew a little circle. He turned the magazine around and said to his son, "Little Jimmy, you see this circle here in the middle?" and Litlle Jimmy says " Yes sir", Father finishes " Inside this circle is a p*ssy, and everything outside the circle is a b*tch!"
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"Well mommy, this guy was talking about a b*tch"
And his mother replies," Little Jimmy, that is a female dog"
"Another guy said something about a p*ssy"
"Well son, that is a kitty cat" and mother says "why don't you go ask your father about these new words"
So Little Jimmy heads out to the garage.
"Daddy, mommy told me to come out here and ask you about some words I heard today."
Of the course the father was extremely busy or at least very good at looking that way and says" What new words son"
" I heard these older guys talking about a b*itch and a p*ussy, and mommy says something about cats and dogs but you could explain the words better"
Well the the father was preety perplexed at this situation when a smile came over his face. He reached into his tool box{hiding place} and found a Playboy magazine. He opened it up to the middle of the magazine and drew a little circle. He turned the magazine around and said to his son, "Little Jimmy, you see this circle here in the middle?" and Litlle Jimmy says " Yes sir", Father finishes " Inside this circle is a p*ssy, and everything outside the circle is a b*tch!"
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