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Straight Plays 4-6.. -6 units

Teasers 1-1 +2 units


I have one game circled this week. I handicapped this game and think it covers the spread by 17 points. We Have a coach who left a decent job for this one. Who started off with two tough tests and split them. He then gets bashed over the head in a game most thought he'd be able to win. Now a cupcake comes to town who I never remember vegas even hanging a line for.

The game I'm speaking of is MAryland Vs Towson.
Towson comes in 3- 0 and Maryland has lost it's last two. Getting clubbed by Temple also helps to keep this line down.
Maryland was mortified at the way they played last week. They will get a nice break this week to get the alumni back on board.

Maryland -25
4 units.

They will be up 42-0 at somepoint in this game.
 
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The Seahag wants me to pick her sister up at the Airport on Saturday. She is coming to stay with us for a week which is not entirely bad news. The kid is not bad looking but she's a little slow. I can usually outsmart her into showing Clem a little tit. On the ride home from Newark I'm thinking a little Peanut Butter on my knob could work wonders.


Anyway
Georgia Tech -10 should run wild over Nc State. Paul Johnson has the Wrambling Wreck ready to Rumble. The wishbone should go for about 350 on the fround this week.

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mercury said:
You are a pig, if serious.
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He is king of swine. I bet two crusty socks that say he goes as far as crunchy Peter Pan peanut butter. Just like you and the sister in law will discover, CLEM IS A STRAIGHT SHOOTER.
 
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Public Service Annoucement

Public Service Annoucement

Acc total of the year.
I know you have all been waiting for it:popcorn2

Boston College Wake forrest Under 48.5
I had Sissy (the fag), and Shmuly (the jew) run the numbers six ways to sunday. There is no way these two teams combine for more than 26 points on Saturday. I feel like this maybe easier than catching crabs with newborn kittens. I'm so confident on this game that I'm going to move on it as if it has already been played.

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Carry on
 
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Mercury,
Just for clarification what was it that offended you?
A. My G Tech pick?
B. My Adultery
C. The Peanut butter on my knob
D. The fact that she is slow
E. All of the Above

When I say slow, think Adrienne from Rocky. She doesn't wear a helmet or lick the windows on a bus.
 
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Byu at home tonight will look to take a little of the sting out of their ass whooping at the hands of Utah a couple of weeks ago. Byu is very offensively challenged. Utah state will look to continue their dominance running the ball tonight. Total at 50 seems pretty high. The dog seems live tonight as well.

I'm going to play
under 50
1 unit.

Im going to make a
2 unit 10 point teaser
Utah state +18
Under 60
Va tech +3
 
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I don't get Mormons and the whole paligamy thing. Watching this game I have noticed that the women in Utah are ugly and I wouldn't get marrried once.:nono:


Adding two units to the Gtech play:0074
 
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vinnie said:
I heard the rat bastard likes to club seals on the beach too :shrug:
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Not as much as I used too. Either those sombitches are getting fast or I'm getting old. Last trip I only klunked one. My new pastime is called splat. It's like horeshoes but you thrown kittens at the stakes instead.
 
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