Crazy Craigslist Car Posts That Aren't Fooling Anyone well kinda

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dunno what they mean by not fooling but these are all home made wack custom jobs.

FOR FUN Enter name of Madjacks member next to car you would put them in.

1.) Gangster wheels
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Not sure of the theme they were going for here. Maybe it was gangster on a severe budget.


2. FAST Mazda HI-GRAIN Spoiler Must See!
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Nothing says fancy like a wooden spoiler. Or a pastel paint job with "fast" plastered across the front.

3. FLAMED PT Cruiser

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Midlife crisis car with all the hottest features ? On the cheap! There's no reason any human being should ever drive this car. This just screams "I've reached that point in life where I don't care anymore."

4. SCISSORED Mustang ? LIFT KIT lots of work put into this car

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Someone put the double whammy on this Mustang. Not only did they add scissor doors, but the choice to lift the car is worth every penny of our hard-spent Craigslist dollars.



5. ALL IN ONE Van/Truck 4 Sale VERY FAST load-bearing

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There's no need to go out and compromise on a family/utility vehicle combo when this Craislist seller can give you exactly what you need! Cut off the back of your van and you are hauling anything and everything.


thought of doing this to my old Van LOL

6. TO HOT To Touch ? SEXY Paint Job

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The addition of flames makes any car instantly better, according to Craigslist ? and who wouldn't believe that!

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7. If YOU Love HOTWHEELS, BUY this CUSTOM RIDE

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Looks like someone finally made a real life "Hot Wheels Attack Pack" car. If it was 20 years ago, when we were still playing with Hot Wheels, we would all need this car.


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8. WAKE UP Illuminati CAR ? Buy Before CORRUPT GOVERNMENT BANS THIS

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If there wasn't enough proof out there about the existence of the Illuminati, this surely proves it. Make all passersby aware with this frugal buy from a reputable tin foil hat-wearer with this Miata!

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9. AMAZING Custom Beetle Buggy!!

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The driver is just inches away from the engine and the doors are welded shut. What's the worst that could happen?


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10. SOLID GOLD Bike ? Barely Used Shiny NEW tyres!

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Hard to pass up a chance to own a "solid gold" bike. Might have been better to not paint the tires though, just saying.

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11. LIFTED Starburst Kit w/ CHROME TRIM Rims

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Really doubt they have consent from Starburst to use their name. They should have named it after another candy, like "Dum Dums."


12. LAMBO kit car ? CUSTOM BUILT 1 Owner!!

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Looks like a real Lamborghini when you squint your eyes. Other than that, not even close.
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13. Lo-rider STANCED w/ RIMS

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With maybe a centimeter of clearance, this guy won't be going anywhere soon. What is it with people and these insane body kits?

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14. GEO METRO w/ CUSTOM Safari Canopy!

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Didn't think it was possible to make a Geo Metro look any worse. Somehow these people did it though.

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15. PIMPPED Ride Shock Blue Paint COVERTIBLE

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This car had to be a Pimp My Ride reject. That's the only explanation for this monstrosity.

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WHAT NO ONE Can pick members to match up with these GEMS LMAO Comon 1st car you gotta know who kinda acts like a gangster even uses big time mob boss as his avatar
 
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