Crunchin' numbers bringin' ya down?

[Cow]

For them what don't dig paperwork
Who'd rather ride an angle
You're invited to Bovinia
To contemplate The Dangle
You'll find trends for all occasions
I'm sorry, there's no booze
Just lotsa stuff what oughtta help ya choose
http://www.madjacksports.com/COW.shtml

Lemme know whattya think. Like, moo.