Day 2 at The Dance with Unholycow

[Cow]

So anyway? a cow walks into a bar, see? And the booze jockey looks him over and says, ?Hey! I ain?t servin? no freakin? cow.?

Are ya with me?

Unfazed, the cow slaps down a twenty on the bar and replies, ?Who freakin? cares? I don?t wanna hamburger, ya boob! I wanna gawdam drink!?

9-5-1 yesterday at the dance with a winning Power Pie. Tell your friends and neighbors to come over to Mad Jack?s joint and get a little somethin? somethin?. I?m Cow, I?m back and I?m hotter than a trunk fulla DVD players.

Wagner +21
Indiana PK (Power Pie)
Penn +3
Manhattan +7? (Power Pie)
Florida -20 (Power Pie)
Colorado +3
Auburn +3?
E Tennessee St +12?
NC-Asheville +28
LSU -5
Miss St -8
Louisville -16
IUPUI +27
Oregon -4?
Maryland -8
Troy St +12?

Anybody for a little pocket billiards? Iraq. You break.

BARTENDER! A round for the house!

Thanks for the kind words, fellas. I didn't realize I missed this place so much.

Now go win something, damn you!

 

[JEFF]

I?m back and I?m hotter than a trunk fulla DVD players.

:nutkick :lol:

 

[gardenweasel]

another livestock diddy

another livestock diddy

a horse walks into a tavern and sits at the bar.....the bartender saunters over and looks at the horse and asks,....."why the long face?"................

 

[taoist]

...nice day yesterday and looks like a great slate today, cow. glad to have you back.



...bartender, this one's on the spotted fellow at the other end of the bar...like mooooooo, man.

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

...nice day yesterday and looks like a great slate today, cow. glad to have you back.



...bartender, this one's on the spotted fellow at the other end of the bar...like mooooooo, man.

listen, its not my fault I have herpies!

 

[THE KOD]

Re: another livestock diddy

Re: another livestock diddy

a cow walks into a tavern with a goose on its back....the bartender saunters over and looks at the cow and asks,.....where did you get the pig ? Cow says its not a pig its a goose.......bartender says ...I wasn't talking to you .........

Like mooooo.... Nice to see you back Cow. Since you been gone I was annointed a King.


Scott King of Dogs