Deep Thinking In Retirement

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What deep thinkers men are...


I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.


The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.

The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because

she then would have asked 'about what?'.

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers

about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than

a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking,

I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though

I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,

"It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,

"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock. :0028


Merry Christmas everyone!!!!! :toast:
 
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What deep thinkers men are...


I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.


The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.

The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because

she then would have asked 'about what?'.

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers

about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than

a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking,

I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though

I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,

"It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,

"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock. :0028


Merry Christmas everyone!!!!! :toast:


:toast:
 
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