I drove by the fire department the other day, and they had a big public awareness sign that read, "Are your house numbers visible?" I thought, "Who the hell cares? How about you just stop at the house that's on fire?!!!" :shrug:
They'd probably make more movies about monks if they had more action and less bells and chanting....
When I rob liquor stores, I always wear a Richard Nixon mask. That way, if I'm ever caught, I can trick Gerald Ford into giving me a pardon....
If an evil villain kidnapped me and tied me up, I'd chew through the ropes. Then one day, I'd be able to tell my grandkids how I got kidnapped and chewed through the ropes. Of course, most grandpas probably tell that story....
If I ever had a talking dog, I'd train it to say, "Help! The dog ate me! Get me outta here!!!"
I bet the first hockey game was played with an animal turd used as a primitive puck. I also bet that someone had invented the goalie mask by the end of the first period....
:weed:
They'd probably make more movies about monks if they had more action and less bells and chanting....
When I rob liquor stores, I always wear a Richard Nixon mask. That way, if I'm ever caught, I can trick Gerald Ford into giving me a pardon....
If an evil villain kidnapped me and tied me up, I'd chew through the ropes. Then one day, I'd be able to tell my grandkids how I got kidnapped and chewed through the ropes. Of course, most grandpas probably tell that story....
If I ever had a talking dog, I'd train it to say, "Help! The dog ate me! Get me outta here!!!"
I bet the first hockey game was played with an animal turd used as a primitive puck. I also bet that someone had invented the goalie mask by the end of the first period....
:weed:
