But.....at least his schtick is genuine. He's far from a phony. BABY!!!!!!!! OOOooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh......He's a P.T.P'er!!!!!
He goes 90mph all of the time. I actually still like the guy. He was someone who knows his shit, and doesn't need a script to call a game. I can see where you are coming from, but for me, I still dig the guy!
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VITALE'S TERMS
All-mystique: inconsistent
Blender: an unselfish player
Bringing a W: getting a win
Cream Puff Delight: coach who plays an easy schedule
December: ZZZZ time because teams have been loading up on patsies
Dipsy-doo Dunk-a-roo: flashy slam dunk
Dishes the rock: passes the ball
Doughnut offense: team without a center
Dow Joneser: up-and-down, inconsistent player
Drillin' Reggies when they need Pete Roses: taking long shots when they need short shots
High Riser: good leaper (see Skywalker)
Human Space Ship: big player
Isolation Man: great one-on-one player
Key or Engine: the player who leads the team
Knee-knocker: close game
M&Mer: a mismatch
MIAer: player who disappears
Mr. Pac Man: eats you alive on defense
N.C.: no contest
Perimeter J: a jump shot
P.T.: playing time
P.T.P.: a prime-time player
Prime Time: good basketball, what people pay to see
Q.T.: quality time
Shoots the area-code J: shoots from long distance
Skywalker: good leaper (see High Riser)
Slam, Bam, Jam: an impressive slam dunk
Space Eater: big guy
Strawberry Shortcake: NCAA tournament time, when the underachievers get their just desserts
Surf and Turfer: superstar
3-D Man: he drives, he draws, he dishes
Times Square: playing slow-tempo
Trifecta: three-point basket
Indianapolis Raceway: up-tempo
Wilson Sandwich: what you get when your shot is rejected in your face
Xs and Os: used to explain strategy
VITALE'S TEAMS
All-Alcatraz Team: players expected to have breakout seasons
All-Airport Team: players who look good in airports but get no playing time
All-AT&T Team: long-distance bombers
All-Avis Team: players who try harder
All-Diaper Dandies Team: top freshman players
All-Frank Lloyd Wright Team: coaches who are master architects building a program
All-Innovative Team: great point guards
All-Marco Polo Team: best transfer players
All-Michelangelo Team: coaches who are brilliant artists at work
All-Overrated Team: players who have been built up as stars but don't deliver
All-Potential Team: players who need to start living up to the billing they received in high school
All-Rip Van Winkle Team: players who are sleepers
All-Rolls Royce Team: superstars at their positions
All-Solid Gold Preseason Team: the five best players by position
All-SportsCenter Team: coaches who need PR
All-Used Car Salesman Team: coaches who are good salesman
All-Volkswagen Team: players who aren't superstars but are dependable
All-Wacko Team: coaches who display unorthodox methods and styles
All-Windex Team: players who clean the glass (i.e., great rebounders)
All-World B. Free Team: players with the best names