Did somebody ask for Cow Pies?

[Cow]

Greetings and salutations.

I?m a bit outta my element this week. Against my better judgment, I am passing in the Aces Gold NFL Handicapping contest. In other words, Bubblehead, Cobra, Flipper13 and Fatboy better stay the hell offa the following selections, ya hear me? As for the resta yuz? hey, knock yourselves out.

GB ?2? @ NYG 36

Green Bay is in a negative situation concerning road favs after week 4 coming off B2B SU wins with the last coming at home - now facing a non-DIV opponent offa SU loss. Ya got that? Anyway, it?s 32-11 vs the math, so pay attention.

NYG is in a positive situation involving teams that are 7-8 on the season coming off a SU loss with 9+ wins in the previous season that is 9-3 ATS.

If I was makin? official contest picks, this?d be one of ?em GIANTS +2?


DEN +2? @ IND 50?

Unbelievably, my numbers made this Denver ?4?, so natch, this?d be another Cow Pie BRONCOS +2?


AZ +3? @ WAS

Ya wanna know somethin?? I ain?t got time to go into a buncha reasons, ya follow? REDSKINS ?3?


CIN +5? @ TEN 37?

The Tigers is in a negative situation concerning teams coming off a SU win as a dog of 6 or more versus a DIV rival - now facing an opponent what?s under .500 and coming off a DIV game. A little wordy, but it?s 19-7 ATS if you fade the sucker TITANS ?5? BTW ? This?d be another Cow Pie.


DAL ?2? @ DET 36

I hate this game, but ya gotta love half of the Dallas nickname. COWboys ?2?


NE ?6? @ CAR 36

The Pants lose ?em close, usually. Plus I gotta a coupla angles what go against their opponent. To wit:

Fade road favorites after week 4 what are coming offa B2B SU wins with the last coming at home - now facing a non-DIV opponent offa SU loss (32-11 ATS).

Likewise, road favs of >5 pts coming off a home game and at better than .500 - now facing an opponent at less than .200. Fade ?em and you?re riding a 35-10 ATS trend. PANTHERS +6?. That?s pick number four.


SF ?2? @ NO 45?

The number is cheap, but the angles favor the home dog. Take your pick. Me? SAINTS +2?


JAX +5? @ CHI 33

Everything I got tells me to grab the points here, but a very special little lady asked me to back the Bears, so? BEARS ?5? There ya go, Mama!


CLE +6? @ PIT 34

This woulda been my fifth and final contest selection, if I woulda stayed true to myself, that is. STEELERS ?6?


ATL +14? @ STL 46?

The Rams are obviously the best team around. Acourse, the Oregon Ducks can?t seem to get a game with them, neither. RAMS ?14?


BUF +6? @ MIA 36

The swimming mammals are doing their usual late-season fold, but I?m givin? ?em a chance to cover this one. DOLPHINS ?6?


NYJ +4? @ OAK 41

The Cow Power digits make the line Pick ?em, but I got so many angles goin? the other way that it ain?t funny. RAIDERS ?4?


KC +3? @ SEA 40?

Sorry, that?s gotta be a misprint on the total. If it ain?t, play the OVER! Meanwhile, the Hawks oughtta be able to run ion this defense, and Dilfer has now won 14 starts in a row (or something like that). SEAHAWKS ?3?

PHI +3? @ TB 33

I ain?t gunna get into alla the coaching rumors, in fact, I ain?t getting into this game at all. We?ll bet this one next week, okay? PASS


MIN +10? @ BAL 37

Who knows what this game has in store? Certainly not me. I do have a side, however. VIKINGS +10? No reason, really, but Jack has been bein? a little too nice to me lately, so I thought I?d better piss him off. Sorry, boss.

Hold the phone! Here?s a reason: Baltimore is in a negative situation involving home favs of more than 3 pts coming off a SU road loss versus a non-DIV opponent - now facing a non-DIV opponent with a winning percentage of under .500 who is also off a SU loss. Whew! Hey, it?s 30-8 to the number!

I can?t keep my eyes open, fellas. I?m goin? to bed. Peace.



[This message has been edited by Cow (edited 01-05-2002).]

 

[pepin46]

allright, mr. cowens.

allow me to take a cheap shot at one of your picks: kc/seattle

of all people, you have been swayed by the hoopla of seattle being the favorite here. this is a people's line, because there was no other choice after all the media attention put on seattle/dilfer and the cinderella type story.

you have all the facts for this game, so i will spare the details.

will i challenge you on this game? absolutely not, go hawks!!!

pep

 

[BahamaMama]

awwwwwwww......Thanks COW!!!!!!!!!!! I'm working on booking the flight as i type this, but the dang page won't load after i clicked *book it* LOL .... hope it isn't trying to tell me something!!

SEEYA in Vegas, and i'll drop you an e-mail sometime this weekend about all this tax crap i need to get out of the way. want to file ASAP if not sooner!!!!

GO BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lostinamerica]

Kuh-WHACK!
Moo, too.
E-I-E-I-O

 

[Flipper13]

Cow,

Too bad you are passing this week. I guess you decided to go with the "come and catch me if you can" strategy. I like it. I would probably do the same since several of those lines are weak numbers (i.e. +2.5). Well if you hold on and win the contest, I look forward to seeing you at the mj superbowl party in Vegas. MOOOOOOO.


Flipper13

 

[Cow]

Psuedo-Pies

NYG +2?
DEN +2?
TEN -5?
CAR +6?
PIT -6?

By the way, has anybody seen my balls?

 

[Randercity]

how could they you castrated heffer??? THE only thing dangling unnerneef your beefy hyde is a NUDDER~!~

Don't blame ya MOOman... I'd be kicking back too if I was in your HOOFS!

My picks are under my wife's name BUBBLEHEAD (figured that's the only way to get her to let me go to VEGAS!) so you better be hoping I don't go 5-0

Hoping for 4-1 actually so we can have a tie breaker!!

 

[Randercity]

Good thing you passed... WHEW, I can smell the those COW PATTIES from here!!

1-4 is what you woulda done,
since we all picked like poop,
you still woulda won!!!

Congrats MOO MAN... looks like you get the bacon~~~

Guess whose buying in VEGAS!!!

 

[MadJack]

congrats, Cow! congrats to ALL of the winners'. it was an exciting contest all the way to the end.

thanks to everybody who played too!

 

[boozee11]

kenny rogers said it best,"you got to know when to fold 'em."
if your 1-4 record would have cost you the contest,then your knowledge as a handicapper is exceeded only by your knowledge as a gambler.you are the man even if your pies were smelly today.
congrats on a job well done.

 

[kcwolf]

WTG Cow!

Will be glad to sip on that first double in Vegas, on the Bovine's account!

kcwolf