Did you ever catch your parents making love?

[Felonious Monk]

Well, I never caught mine but when I was about nine, my buddy and I walked in on his parents. The father was banging the wife doggystyle. We were pretty quiet, so we got about a couple minutes of viewing time before they noticed and his dad told us to get the hell out. At the time, his parents were going through a nasty divorce, so it was odd to see them together, let alone fuhking.

About a half-hour later, the mother came downstairs and cooked us french toast. She picked a glob of something off her inside leg area (about a couple inches above the knee) and kind of flicked it into the sink. I didn't know what it was at the time, but I have a pretty good idea now.

The mom was hot but messed up in the head.

 

[KotysDad]

Re: Did you ever catch your parents making love?

LOL I thought you were going to say she flicked it on to your French Toast.

 

[Valuist]

Didn't catch mine but back when I was in high school, I get this frantic call from a friend of mine. He was at another friend's house and needed a ride home. He kept mumbling something into the phone I couldn't understand. Finally I could make out the mumbling; "his parents are screwing". I played dumb like I couldn't hear just to make him say it loud enough. The dad died about 5 years ago and at the funeral I see the guy who needed the ride home. First thing out of his mouth, "remember the time you had to give me a ride home?" We both cracked up.

Hey Felonious Monk, I hope you didn't eat that French toast. LOL

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I was certain this was going to be hair gel!

Damn that is funny!

I overheard my parents plenty of times but never busted in on it though! But when I was married my wifes son busted up in my room while I was nailing the old lady! He looked at me and asked me what was I doing to his mommy and started crying! I was just shocked I got up put on my clothes and went outside and messed around in the yard!

Damn Kids!

 

[fatdaddycool]

my father,

my father,

Back when he had a job would often travel out of town for a couple of days at a time. My sister being a year and a half older than me at the time was 11 years old. Well whenever old Jerry would leave the order of the day was always go home from school, as Mom was a teacher, stop at McDonalds on the way get quarter pounders for the three of us and eat dinner and watch T.V. with mom in their bedroom. Well Dad left late that trip and was leaving as Sis and I got home. The three of us piles in the Olds 98 go to mickey D's get home turn on tube and jump on bed.
As we are eating the T.V is buzzing and getting fuzzy as all we had was the rabbit ear antenna. So Sis is adjusting the T.V. and it is annoying the hell out of Mom who now gets up, shoos Sis out of the way and tries to get rid of the incessant humming noise, and I say "Mom its coming from this drawer," as I open the drawer Mom freaks and starts to say something but its too late...there it is the old Mothers little helper humming away in the bedside table. Has absolutely scared me for life. Every time I hear a bee or wasp go by I think of my nasty ass dad working mom with that thing....ugh!

 

[PLISKIN615]

Monk: Did you ever thank Mom for not grinding you out of existance in the garbage disposal..You ingrate!!!!!!!!

 

[Neemer]

you got yourself one fukked up friend! i'd have had to take a pass watchin' my dear ole' mom gettin' from the rear....

 

[Felonious Monk]

LOL Hey that's his problem!

PLISKIN, great point, calling Moms in the morning to thank her.

 

[Bama6895]

Fatdaddy: ROTFLMAO