Dink, Draw, Sack, then punt

Skinar

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OK OK, I had a real bad day yesterday but I still have to comment on the state of the NFL. I watched a bunch of games and it seems to me that 80% of the offensive coordinators have fallen into the same pattern, which kinda goes like this.

1st and 10. Either hand off to the running back who slams right up the middle for a couple of yards, OR drop back 3 steps for a quick DINK pass to a receiver standing on the original line of scrimmage, who then turns and rambles for 2-3 yards.

2nd and 7. It seems this was the spot yesterday where 70% of the calls were for a draw. My rough estimate is that this worked about 3% of the time. The remaining 97% went for an average of 1 yard. Whoopee.

3rd and 6. Guess what? The draw came into play about 25% of the time with poor results. About 50% of the time I saw a variation of the DINK pass which invariably came up a couple of yards short. 20% ended up with a sack. 5% actually made a first down.

There WERE many variations on this theme, much to the creative credit of these highly paid offensive geniuses. I saw the DINK, DINK, DRAW. The DRAW, DINK, DRAW and the ever popular DINK, DINK, SACK.

Let me say this. Snake Stabler must have been puking his guts out if he watched yesterday's action. Same for Namath, Y.A., Unitas, Tarkenton .... you get the idea.

There are a few exceptions. St Louis. And people wonder why they win so many games. Oakland still likes to go deep and put some friggin' points on the board, and Minnesota managed to get their sorry asses in gear as well. San Francisco and Green Bay come to mind as well. But that's about it.

All I can say is B-O-R-I-N-G. Screw the West Coast offense unless Steve Young or Montana is running it and Jerry Rice is catching footballs. And another thing. Would somebody please put on a stop watch and calculate how many hours of commercials are shown in an average NFL game. My guess is that the actual game would only take about an hour and 45 minutes. Think about it, the clock runs practically all the time except for the two minute periods. They even crank up the clock when the ball is placed after someone goes out of bounds, except in the two minute periods (ooh, the suspense). Once upon a time you got to watch a LOT of football in an NFL game, before the networks and their advertisers took over the game.

So, here's to all you folks who have ruined this once great game -
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JT

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I remember Walsh's offense used Jerry Rice on those Inside Slants. Seems todays version of the "West Coast" is just freaking 3 yard post patterns. Oh you do get the occasional creative screen pass. Plus many QBs are so accurate they need at least a 20 yard cushion on all sides to complete a pass. Then when they actually do take a chance all you see is 3 or 4 of the opposing team and ya wonder who in the hell was he throwing to??? Gotta love the NFL.
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and also what the **** is going on with the field goals missed. I heard they put some sort of lubricant on the balls to make it harder to kick and handle? WHy would they do that? Can't rely on any kickers, Vinateri and that Kris BRown almost gave me a heart attack yesterday.
 

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It reminds me Bains about the rule they put in about the opposing team getting the ball from the spot of the kick attempt then the line of scrimmage and now some 'lubricant'. They are trying to force teams to go for the touchdown to make football more exciting but yet it remains as Skinar points out. Go figure.
 

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skinar great post,
truly hit the nail on the head regarding the most boring act on earth otherwise known as the NFL. I'm doubly fortunate because living in ny I get to see the ny football pathetic giants on a weekly basis when I can stomach it. Another gripe I have with the league is the old get a lead and sit on it and try to run the clock out trick. yesterday the giants open up a 10 pt lead midway through the 2nd quarter and decide to kill clock, next thing you know 7 or 8 exciting punts later theres 3 minutes to go in the game and dallas has scored 17 consecutive points to take insurmountable lead as the giants staff looks on in dismay. this has become very common in this league and its too bad.
you must have the giants playbook because their go to play is as you said "the ever popular dink dink sack" but it only works half the time.
by the way i am not an angry giants fan in fact its quite enjoyable watching them squander games away week after week.
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You mean that this year in the NFL is any different than its been the past decade or so? The NFL has got to be THE most boring sport ever shown on TV. Hockey and soccer are more exciting. I spent all of 5 minutes watching the Bears/Packers at about 1:30 PM, then managed to watch most of the 3rd Quarter of my Steelers stomping on the worthless Jets. BORING!!
If I couldn't wager on it-- more importantly, if I couldn't make money wagering on it-- there is NO way I could watch this crap...
 
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