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Man enters a nearly empty restaurant.
Walks toward a corner table neatly decorated
wth a checkerboard tablecloth and a bowl of pretzels.
As he sits down, the bowl of pretzels says, "You're handsome."
Man catches the attention of the waitress, glances at the
bowl of pretzels, turns back to the waitress and says, "I'd like a ginger ale."
As the waitress leaves, the bowl of pretzels says, "Ginger Ale. Good choice."
Waitress returns with the beverage and the man says, "Excuse me,
but this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things about me."
Waitress says, "Never mind the pretzels.
They're complimentary."
 
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