DO WE HAVE A DOCTOR IN THE FORUM

[beantownjim]

JACK I KNOW WE DONT ATTRACT THE SMARTEST PEOPLE IN THESE GAMBLING FORUMS BUT I AM HOPING TO HAVE A MEDICAL QUESTION ANSWERED BEFORE I GET ROBBED BY MY JEW DOCTOR DR.WAXMAN IF I WALK IN THE DOOR I AM ON THE CLOCK AND HE MAKES SURE I WAIT 45 MINUTES BEFORE I CAN EVEN SEE HIM.THANK GOD I AM ON MY LOVELY WIFES INSURANCE OR I WOULD BE BROKE

O.K. HERE IS THE PROBLEM I GO TO THIS LOCAL POND AND WALK 3 MILES I FEEL GREAT THEN I WILL STEP IT UP AND START A SLOW JOG AND EVERY TIME I DO I GET THESE VERY PAINFULL CRAMPS IN MY CALVES I CAN JUST BARELY MAKE IT BACK TO MY CAR.THEY STAY SORE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS THEN THE PAIN GOES AWAY.

WHY DO I GET THIS PAIN EVERYTIME I START A LIGHT JOG :0065 AND WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT STOP I AM TRYING TO LOSE 20 POUNDS

JACK THIS IS A REAL PROBLEM AND I WANT SOME SERIOUS ANSWERS

 

[Penguinfan]

According wo WebMD.com you only have 6 hours to live.

:sadwave:

 

[Dead Money]

Sounds like a back issue.....sciatic nerve pain.

While your doing your 3 mile walk, quit stooping over to pick up pennies, aluminum cans, and discarded cigarette butts....you will be fine.:0074

 

[MadJack]

JACK I KNOW WE DONT ATTRACT THE SMARTEST PEOPLE IN THESE GAMBLING FORUMS BUT I AM HOPING TO HAVE A MEDICAL QUESTION ANSWERED BEFORE I GET ROBBED BY MY JEW DOCTOR DR.WAXMAN IF I WALK IN THE DOOR I AM ON THE CLOCK AND HE MAKES SURE I WAIT 45 MINUTES BEFORE I CAN EVEN SEE HIM.THANK GOD I AM ON MY LOVELY WIFES INSURANCE OR I WOULD BE BROKE

O.K. HERE IS THE PROBLEM I GO TO THIS LOCAL POND AND WALK 3 MILES I FEEL GREAT THEN I WILL STEP IT UP AND START A SLOW JOG AND EVERY TIME I DO I GET THESE VERY PAINFULL CRAMPS IN MY CALVES I CAN JUST BARELY MAKE IT BACK TO MY CAR.THEY STAY SORE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS THEN THE PAIN GOES AWAY.

WHY DO I GET THIS PAIN EVERYTIME I START A LIGHT JOG :0065 AND WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT STOP I AM TRYING TO LOSE 20 POUNDS

JACK THIS IS A REAL PROBLEM AND I WANT SOME SERIOUS ANSWERS

 

[Salty]

I think it's called stretching


:facepalm:

 

[Salty]

I hop in one of those everytime at tarje

 

[RAYMOND]

old age

 

[T]

I hop in one of those everytime at tarje

Is that because of excessive weight due to your eating ? Serious question...

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

skulnik is a proctologist.

:shrug:

 

[BigGaycapper]

I think you're just dehydrated, lay off the caffeine and alcohol and try drinking a shit load of water. Good luck on your quest to lose weight pal

 

[T]

Jim you're act is so fucking old. I want the 15 secs of my life back. :mj07:

Listen you cheap fuck.

www.teladoc.com

talk face to face with a doctor for $50.

The mental help you need is in a hospital.

 

[Betone]

skulnik is a proctologist.

:shrug:

So, he inserted instruments up your ass :0corn

 

[Salty]

Is that because of excessive weight due to your eating ? Serious question...

Yes, I have excessive weight due to my eating. Here's a glimpse of how fat I am eating. I'm so fat smoke comes out my nose when I eat.

You just can't help yourself can you... That's alright I'll be shitting on you soon. T urd Fresh


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[T]

Yes, I have excessive weight due to my eating. Here's a glimpse of how fat I am eating. I'm so fat smoke comes out my nose when I eat.

You just can't help yourself can you... That's alright I'll be shitting on you soon. T urd Fresh


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Damn dude can't you ever answer a question without being a douche ?

 

[Salty]

Damn dude can't you ever answer a question without being a douche ?

:142smilie

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

So, he inserted instruments up your ass :0corn

You obviously haven't met. He can drop off your punch card next time he picks up ky jelly in your line at Costco.

 

[beantownjim]

SALTY WE ARE APPOINTING YOU THE OFFICIAL MADJACKS DOCTOR I TOOK YOUR ADVICE AND STRETCHED OUT MY CALVES BEFORE MY WALK/JOG TODAY AND I WENT MY 3 MILES PAIN FREE :0008

WE ARE ON A LOW BUDGETT HERE AT MADJACKS SO WE CANT PAY YOU A DOCTORS SALARY BUT I WILL TALK TO JACK WOODSON AND SEE IF WE CANT GET YOU A FREE 50 DOLLAR PARLAY.JACK IS A GOOD GUY AND NOTHING MAKES HIM HAPPIAR THAN HANDING OUT MONEY TO HIS POSTERS x34:

BOYS STRETCHING OUT REALLY DID WORK

 

[Sportsaholic]

SALTY WE ARE APPOINTING YOU THE OFFICIAL MADJACKS DOCTOR I TOOK YOUR ADVICE AND STRETCHED OUT MY CALVES BEFORE MY WALK/JOG TODAY AND I WENT MY 3 MILES PAIN FREE :0008

WE ARE ON A LOW BUDGETT HERE AT MADJACKS SO WE CANT PAY YOU A DOCTORS SALARY BUT I WILL TALK TO JACK WOODSON AND SEE IF WE CANT GET YOU A FREE 50 DOLLAR PARLAY.JACK IS A GOOD GUY AND NOTHING MAKES HIM HAPPIAR THAN HANDING OUT MONEY TO HIS POSTERS x34:

BOYS STRETCHING OUT REALLY DID WORK

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Nice work Jim.....I'll be coming through Boston on Friday Jim, where's the the best hot wings and cold beer?

 

[marine]

stop wearing high heels on your walks and the cramping should stop

 

[Salty]

SALTY WE ARE APPOINTING YOU THE OFFICIAL MADJACKS DOCTOR I TOOK YOUR ADVICE AND STRETCHED OUT MY CALVES BEFORE MY WALK/JOG TODAY AND I WENT MY 3 MILES PAIN FREE :0008

WE ARE ON A LOW BUDGETT HERE AT MADJACKS SO WE CANT PAY YOU A DOCTORS SALARY BUT I WILL TALK TO JACK WOODSON AND SEE IF WE CANT GET YOU A FREE 50 DOLLAR PARLAY.JACK IS A GOOD GUY AND NOTHING MAKES HIM HAPPIAR THAN HANDING OUT MONEY TO HIS POSTERS x34:

BOYS STRETCHING OUT REALLY DID WORK

Yo meat flaps, still haven't received my free 50 parlay. No more Alabama hot pockets for you.

You got shit for brains