Do you drink? gamble? play golf?

taoist

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A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend it on liquor are you?" "No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.

"You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman. "No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.

"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man. "Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf."

The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly.

While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"

"Probably," says the man, "...but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf." :cool:
 

Bluemound Freak

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I got the all 3 disease!

Taoist, you want to come down about half way and play some golf, trying to talk Bama6895 into a game in a weekend or two. Anybody else interested in a game with some Madjackers that live close to us anytime soon? There is a bunch of you Bama boys on this site! Hildog where you at? Dunclock you don't live far from here do you? Lets play the weather is getting nice! I'll set up the tee times and the course! Just let me know when and where!
 

BahamaMama

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taoist said:

...can't wait 'til i can make the trip to vegas.... :cool:

...look forward to charming your socks off. :D

Darn, setting your sites LOW (literally) :D

Newsflash: ANYONE can charm my socks off, like to be barefoot.

BUT.......it takes someone impressive to charm off anything else, are you up to the challenge? ;)
 

taoist

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BahamaMama said:
Newsflash: ANYONE can charm my socks off, like to be barefoot.

BUT.......it takes someone impressive to charm off anything else, are you up to the challenge? ;)

...barefoot, huh? mama, you'd fit in pretty well here in Tennessee. ;) LOL

...guess we'll have to wait and see about the other, huh? :shrug: ...is the suspense killing you yet? :D
 
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