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The doctor says, ?Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God??

Larry replies, ?God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He?s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I?m done, poof! The light goes off.?

?Wow, that?s incredible,? the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry?s wife.

?Bonnie,? he says, ?Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I?m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he?s done, poof, the light goes off??

?Oh, no,? exclaims Bonnie. ?He?s peeing in the refrigerator again!?
 
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A guy walks into a dentist?s office and says, ?I think I?m a moth.?

The dentist replies, ?You shouldn?t be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist??

The guys replies, ?I am seeing a psychiatrist.?

The dentist says, ?Well then what are you doing here??

And the guy says, ?Your light was on.?
 
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I was driving when I first saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for speeding, even though I knew I wasn?t. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly. But again the camera flashed. Thinking this was pretty funny, I drove past even slower three more times, laughing as the camera snapped away each time I drove by at a snail?s pace. Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seatbelt.
 
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A woman walked up to an elderly man rocking in a chair on his porch.
?I couldn?t help noticing how happy you look,? she said. ?What?s your secret for a long, happy life??
?I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,? he said. ?I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise.?
?That?s amazing,? the woman said. ?How old are you??
?Thirty-six.?
 
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A woman walked up to an elderly man rocking in a chair on his porch.
?I couldn?t help noticing how happy you look,? she said. ?What?s your secret for a long, happy life??
?I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,? he said. ?I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise.?
?That?s amazing,? the woman said. ?How old are you??
?Thirty-six.?
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