Sergeant: So as I understand it, private, yesterday after curfew, you were caught arriving from a night out, piss-drunk, with a fucking wheelbarrow?!
Private: Yes, sir that is correct but I think-
Sergeant: I'm thinking 10 days solitary confinement! This is absolutely unacceptable behaviour! What do you have to say for yourself?!
Private: Sir, you were in the wheelbarrow.
Private: Yes, sir that is correct but I think-
Sergeant: I'm thinking 10 days solitary confinement! This is absolutely unacceptable behaviour! What do you have to say for yourself?!
Private: Sir, you were in the wheelbarrow.
