Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge
> >> around the nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
> >> maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman is one
> >> sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her and some
> of the men
> >> actually join in.
> >> One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
> >> Crazy Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop!", hesaid
> in
> >> a firm voice.
> >> "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished aroundin her
> >> handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
> >> "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
> >> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
> >> popped out in front of her and shouted, "Stop! Have you got proof of
> >> insurance?
> >> "Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up
> to
> >> him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
> >> As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Mad Malcolm
> >> stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable
> >> erection in his hand.
> >> "Oh, no" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer test again!"
>
>
>
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> >> around the nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
> >> maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman is one
> >> sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her and some
> of the men
> >> actually join in.
> >> One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
> >> Crazy Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop!", hesaid
> in
> >> a firm voice.
> >> "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished aroundin her
> >> handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
> >> "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
> >> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
> >> popped out in front of her and shouted, "Stop! Have you got proof of
> >> insurance?
> >> "Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up
> to
> >> him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
> >> As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Mad Malcolm
> >> stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable
> >> erection in his hand.
> >> "Oh, no" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer test again!"
>
>
>
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