Well,
I guess it just had to come to this sooner or
later!
A
blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you
find the shampoo?"
He
answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry
hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A
blond man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is
pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
apart!"
"Is
this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!"
he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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An
Italian tourist asks a blond man: "Why do scuba divers always
fall backwards off their boats?"
To
which the blond man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd
still be in the boat."
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A
woman phoned her blond neighbor man and said: "Close your
curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The
whole street was watching and laughing at you
yesterday."
To
which the blond man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you,
because I wasn't even at home yesterday!?
I guess it just had to come to this sooner or
later!
A
blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you
find the shampoo?"
He
answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry
hair, and I've just wet mine."
------------------------------------
----------------------------------
A
blond man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is
pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
apart!"
"Is
this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!"
he shouts, "this is her husband!"
---------------------------------
An
Italian tourist asks a blond man: "Why do scuba divers always
fall backwards off their boats?"
To
which the blond man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd
still be in the boat."
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------------------------------------
------------------------
A
woman phoned her blond neighbor man and said: "Close your
curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The
whole street was watching and laughing at you
yesterday."
To
which the blond man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you,
because I wasn't even at home yesterday!?
