Dumb gambling stories...

[JT]

Long while back before the days of internet gambling I was stayng on the 20something floor of the ol' Sams Town in Laughlin. I was going to make 2 bets in the sports book and went to take the elevator. It wasn't working so this Joe Athlete proceeded to book down 20 or so flights of stairs like Carl Lewis to make my 2 bets in time. Of course I ended up going 1 and 1. Was so proud of myself for making it. Needless to say I could not f*cking walk the next day. :nono:

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Was sitting at a 3 card Poker table in Tunica about 6 months ago with a buddy one night and well I like to drink! This was just a week or two after my divorce was final So I was Really Drinking alot! So we're sitting there playin cards and the next thing I know is I'm out of money and there is not a soul in this Casino except me, my friend and the dealers! I look over at this guy and ask him if he had any idea where all the people went, " I dunno " he slurred! Well hell I'm all out of money and I need another drink. ( First mistake 1. I left the house with ATM and Credit Cards, 2. I was Dog Drunk at 5:50 in the morning looing for more action )

So after the Cashier earned every penny of the hourly wage she was getting paid to assist me, I mozied on back over and sat down! Still nobody in this place but me, my buddy and the dealers! So I ran through another 500.00 real quick and being the smart man I am, I suggested Craps is a great way to wake up the old bankroll! WRONG, I was so hammered that we could hardly roll the dice, Staggering all over and what not! Finally a waitress came up and said she was getting off and would not be serving us anymore, I thought I was cut off and I should have been!

Well after final tally I lost a couple of grand that night, and I sure could have used this as legal fees from the divorce but Oh Well!
This really was not supposed to be a funny story but more informative, Never get divorced on Thursday, Drive to a Casino on Friday, and Lose all your money before Saturday! And Lord knows, never Drink and Gamble! It's worse than Driving Drunk! And it hurts alot worse the next day!

 

[theGibber1]

kind of funny

ive been to Vegas about 6 times in the last year or so, usually i go with my wife or my dad and brothers. Every time ive gone i blow serious coin on that damn Wheel of Fourtune slot! i dont even play slots much, but that game has a serious hold on me. lol
anyway i swore id never play it again. so the last time my i went i took a few buddies who have never been to LV. the first place we went was Ceasers Palace (my favorite). the very first thing my friends see is wheel of fourtune!!! so they sit down. i say phuk you guys ill watch. this damn game isnt getting my money! after about 2 minutes i got the itch, and put in $50 bucks. on the 3rd pull i hit the G Damn JACKPOT!!! HA HA it felt great. then later that evening i blew almost the entire wad at the Rhino! if youve been there you know why....:moon:

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Not Dumb but ironic!

I was in Blackhawk Colorado playing slots one night after work at the Ski resort. Me and My boss and his girlfriend were all playing and I had been at this one Five dollar machine for about 15 minutes. I pulled about 475 out of it when it started eating my money again! Well being the smart ass that I am I turned to my buddy and started bragging about making almost 500! Well Meredith sits her cute little butt down with 10.00 and a smile! She put in her money andon the second pull after I got up she hit 8000.00 on this very machine! You talk about being a sick little boy. That's more than I made all winter at the Resort!

 

[hoyt]

DUMB
Deposit 50.00 into carib
go to casino
play online black jack
lose 50.00
:nono:

oh yea, I think I only won three hands.....and I kept playing

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Don't know this fellows name but saw tv documentary on him an they dubbed him "THE" highroller of Vegas. I would dub him the biggest loser of all time. He got hot at craps and was on the very verge of owning Binions.Wish I could remember exact amount (in the millions) he was up.Not only did he give it all back but did not quit till he was busted of substantial roll he started with. Now the sickening part was in the interview he said errogantly that he set out to bust Binions and to quit while being up was not a consideration.He kept bragging during whole time bout being the only person to come close to busting Binions but don't think the thought ever ocurred to him that considering what he was up a one time plus the roll he started with he is probably mounted in Binions trouphy room as their biggest fish of all time.When does one say I win and walk away?He went from being able to retire for life to being busted and appeared very proud of the fact.Simply amazing!

 

[Simply In The Red]

I saw that TV special. That's the guy that Binions had to call if they wanted to use the high denomination chips because most of them were in his safe. .