Eddie Haskell,
- Thread starter RAYMOND
- Start date
No Raymond. Gonna chase a few ambulances this am then have a 2:09 tee time at Crooked Tree. What are you doing up so early. I figured you would still be reeling from several nights ago.
Eddie
Eddie
You've gotta be fightin a pretty mean hangover. Have you been to your new stadium? Can't remember the name of it.
Your baseball park looks nice too. Is that a retro type park a la Camden.
Eddie
Your baseball park looks nice too. Is that a retro type park a la Camden.
Eddie
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ARE AWAKE.
RAYMOND I HEARED SOMEWHERE YOU ARE HUNG LIKE A HORSE. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ALL ABOUT.
EDDIE YOUR A LAWYER?
MY BUDDY JUST SPENT 9 YRS IN JAIL FALSELY CONVICTED. HES GOING THROUGH HIS APPEAL RIGHT NOW AND WINNING IT HANDS DOWN.
ANY ADVICE?
RAYMOND I HEARED SOMEWHERE YOU ARE HUNG LIKE A HORSE. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ALL ABOUT.
EDDIE YOUR A LAWYER?
MY BUDDY JUST SPENT 9 YRS IN JAIL FALSELY CONVICTED. HES GOING THROUGH HIS APPEAL RIGHT NOW AND WINNING IT HANDS DOWN.
ANY ADVICE?
Sure WR, send me a retainer and I'll give you all the advice you want. Your buddy was wronfully convicted. Does he have any money. I can help. If not, call the pd.
Just kidding of course. Don't do criminal law. Too busy suing doctors, chasing ambulances and filing frivolous lawsuits. By the way, whose the beauty. If its me, you need glasses, son.
Eddie
Just kidding of course. Don't do criminal law. Too busy suing doctors, chasing ambulances and filing frivolous lawsuits. By the way, whose the beauty. If its me, you need glasses, son.
Eddie
COME ON -WE KNOW WHO THE DRUNKEN BEAST IS.
I PICTURE HIM AS KIND OF A FRED FLINSTONE CROSSED WITH WITH A JOEY RAMONE HAIRCUT.
IM GETTING ACCUSED OF TRYING TO PISS PEOPLE OFF EDDIE. CAN U BELIEVE THE NERVE OF THESE LADIES. I MEAN WHAT? CANT A MAN ACCIDENTLY RUB HIS FRONTAL AREA AGAINST A WOMANS BUTTOCKS ANYMORE.
I THINK RAYMOND PASSED OUT AGAIN.
I PICTURE HIM AS KIND OF A FRED FLINSTONE CROSSED WITH WITH A JOEY RAMONE HAIRCUT.
IM GETTING ACCUSED OF TRYING TO PISS PEOPLE OFF EDDIE. CAN U BELIEVE THE NERVE OF THESE LADIES. I MEAN WHAT? CANT A MAN ACCIDENTLY RUB HIS FRONTAL AREA AGAINST A WOMANS BUTTOCKS ANYMORE.
I THINK RAYMOND PASSED OUT AGAIN.
