You still suck you scaley bastard, hope your day was lousy. Didn't have any ambulances slam on their brakes today or anything did you? Hope all is shitty.
FDC, The Meek
FDC, The Meek
Eddie
- Thread starter fatdaddycool
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Just in case anyone is wondering I am not being serious, really, well kind of, but I just like giving Eddie grief. It is mostly said in jest, don't want anyone getting offended. That being said......
Eddie,
The lawyer I have on retainer is not performing up to my standards. I think I will be dismissing him soon so there will be an opening on my staff. (Not that staff eddie) Anywho, I will be accepting bids accompanied by a resume. Since you have an affinity for being slimy and misleading you should fit right in! In times that you are not in court you simply have to clean up the bathrooms and offices at the building. Will you be bringing your monkey with you?
FDC, The Caregiver
Eddie,
The lawyer I have on retainer is not performing up to my standards. I think I will be dismissing him soon so there will be an opening on my staff. (Not that staff eddie) Anywho, I will be accepting bids accompanied by a resume. Since you have an affinity for being slimy and misleading you should fit right in! In times that you are not in court you simply have to clean up the bathrooms and offices at the building. Will you be bringing your monkey with you?
FDC, The Caregiver
Eddie, In lou of Fatdaddycools absence I will be taking all calls and appointments for him until his return! If you need to contact me for acceptance of resume's and or applications you can contact me via email! Just get it from Jack and send me all necessary information. Afterwards you can call me and we can discuss the details of FDC's ongoing case!
Thank you
Bluemound Freak, the TCB guy
Thank you
Bluemound Freak, the TCB guy
Allright YYZ.....you got me! Lew....Lou.....lu....lue.....however the hell you spell it! but you get the point!
:thefinger
:thefinger
My dear Fat:
If being your attorney entails moving to Texas, kindly remove my name from your list of potential counselors at law. I cannot envision myself in a ten gallon hat, wearing cowboy boots and drinking a lone star. The thought of living in the pick-up truck state makes me want to yack.
However, if I can handle your legal work from the Buckeye state, I may consider assisting you. Of primary concern to you, I do have expertise in defending pedophiles, child molesters, voyeaurs, and individuals who have committed crimes while suffering from the mental illness C.R.E.A.M.S. (Constant, Rapid & Extreme Adult Masturbation Syndrome).
I promise you, if retained, I will do all in my power to get you off.
Eddie, the defender
P.S. Blue, I'm sorry but I am not allowed to practice law in Alabama. I have too many teeth.
If being your attorney entails moving to Texas, kindly remove my name from your list of potential counselors at law. I cannot envision myself in a ten gallon hat, wearing cowboy boots and drinking a lone star. The thought of living in the pick-up truck state makes me want to yack.
However, if I can handle your legal work from the Buckeye state, I may consider assisting you. Of primary concern to you, I do have expertise in defending pedophiles, child molesters, voyeaurs, and individuals who have committed crimes while suffering from the mental illness C.R.E.A.M.S. (Constant, Rapid & Extreme Adult Masturbation Syndrome).
I promise you, if retained, I will do all in my power to get you off.
Eddie, the defender
P.S. Blue, I'm sorry but I am not allowed to practice law in Alabama. I have too many teeth.
Good one Eddie! Good one!
Even though you are a prick I guess you are allright in my book. One smartass to another!
Bluemound Freak, the forgiving!
Even though you are a prick I guess you are allright in my book. One smartass to another!
Bluemound Freak, the forgiving!
Well Blue:
We have common ground.... I'm allright in my book also. Just teasing, you seem like quite a nice fellow despite all of your faults. But, I'm not a smart ass....just the lonely voice of reason on a good ole boy right wing website.
Eddie, the prick
We have common ground.... I'm allright in my book also. Just teasing, you seem like quite a nice fellow despite all of your faults. But, I'm not a smart ass....just the lonely voice of reason on a good ole boy right wing website.
Eddie, the prick
Eddie Haskell said:
The power of words...................
I can just picture Fat "retaining" 'ol Eddie by the ears!!!
Eddie,
Would you happen to know if it is still current Alabama law which reads, "Before a woman can purchase a new hat, her husband must try it on first."
I would say no, but then I was wrong on the North Carolina law which prohibits businessmen from playing their drums outdoors during lunch hours.
Otoh, I was right about the Mississippi law which requires men to wear a two piece bathing suit.
And of course, its common knowledge when visiting South Carolina, you are no longer allowed to carry ice cream cones, single or double scoop, home in your pants pocket.
Would you happen to know if it is still current Alabama law which reads, "Before a woman can purchase a new hat, her husband must try it on first."
I would say no, but then I was wrong on the North Carolina law which prohibits businessmen from playing their drums outdoors during lunch hours.
Otoh, I was right about the Mississippi law which requires men to wear a two piece bathing suit.
And of course, its common knowledge when visiting South Carolina, you are no longer allowed to carry ice cream cones, single or double scoop, home in your pants pocket.
Hey lacking one:
I've missed your ego. Hows life in the land of milk and butter? I truly believe in my talents and, given the right situation, feel I can get anyone off. In order to do so however, clients must be truthfull about themselves, trust me, and most importantly, pay my retainer.
As my ad reads on the back of the Cincinnati Bell Yellow Pages:
"If you pay Eddie, he'll give you some heady"
Eddie Haskell
Attorney at Law and Screen Door Repair
I've missed your ego. Hows life in the land of milk and butter? I truly believe in my talents and, given the right situation, feel I can get anyone off. In order to do so however, clients must be truthfull about themselves, trust me, and most importantly, pay my retainer.
As my ad reads on the back of the Cincinnati Bell Yellow Pages:
"If you pay Eddie, he'll give you some heady"
Eddie Haskell
Attorney at Law and Screen Door Repair
Buddy:
Did you write the hornbook on the Law of the South. Your recitation of the law south of the Ohio River was better than Prosser on Torts.
With your vast knowledge of the Law of the South, I'm sure you are aware of the recent Supreme Court of Tennessee decision upholding the long-held Tennessee common law which reaffirming that brother and sister citizens of Tennessee who move to Mississippi remain husband and wife.
Eddie
Did you write the hornbook on the Law of the South. Your recitation of the law south of the Ohio River was better than Prosser on Torts.
With your vast knowledge of the Law of the South, I'm sure you are aware of the recent Supreme Court of Tennessee decision upholding the long-held Tennessee common law which reaffirming that brother and sister citizens of Tennessee who move to Mississippi remain husband and wife.
Eddie
Eddie, Eddie, Ohio Bucket. I mean buckeye. Have we ever had you tell us what the hell a real buckeye is. Ok Then tell us now. And yes Buddy seems to have a good handle on the laws of the south.
