Elegant Lance........

[Bluemound Freak]

Allright Dihkhead! Lets hear it. What is your motive here? Why have you decided to tread on me?


You sound Like Lance Bailey to me! Go ahead, you've called me out........ Lets go!

Do you really drive a BMW? Who cares? If you are who I think you are you drive a Ford Ranger and wrecked your only friends loaner car.


I'm Waiting!

 

[Bluemound Freak]

After further consideration, your last name aint Toole is it? Just Checking!

:shrug:

 

[Elegant Lance]

I have no idea what or who you are talking about!

You guessed I was three people in another thread and two others in here. Sounds like you have a few enemies.

I had no ulterior motive other than to comment on your stupid reply in the bumper sticker thread. You said you would not waste your time with me and here you go and start a brand new thread so that everyone can see it.

It was my first post because nothing in this board has ever motivated me to actually register.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I have but one enemy now! And I think you know who it is!


Felonious Monk, That's Right!

 

[Neemer]

It was my first post because nothing in this board has ever motivated me to actually register.

since ya did take the leap of faith, what was the "something" that finally motivated you to post?

 

[djv]

Neemer your asking tough questions. He will be back in 2 maybe 3 months to answer. Well it could take longer. No your right if he waited this long should know by now.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Lance,
Let me get this straight........A post concerning bumper stickers is the driving force behind you taking the time to register, learn to post, consult a thesauras, submit your stinging commentary and dig at Bluemound. In your very first post, first impression, you felt it necessary to call someone an idiot and a moron, and then tell the world "you drive a new BMW"!

It has occured to me that I firmly believe you drive a new BMW, also a new Cadillac, new Porsche, and whatever else someone pulls up to you to park for them. I have all the respect in the world for you valets, that is why I always tip you guys a dollar when I get in my car. It really makes me feel like I have made a difference in someones miserable existence. Tell me do you work at a Hotel or restaraunt? Do you wash your little red vest yourself? Or do you just throw it in the pile with your Thundercats underwear for Mom to get later on laundry day? You are an enigma my friend! Truly. See the thing is, I don't really drive a chevette either......I only use it for sleeping, it quit running years ago. You see that is self-deprecating humor. I am sure someone will chuckle at that, my only problem is this......if by some chance I have the misfortune of posting something that may lure a lurker into his first post and they turn out to be an egotistical miscreant such as yourself, I will undoubtedly be depressed. I can only hope that your registration and subsequent post were made in error. Maybe you were having a bad day. Maybe you were upset that Mom made you clean your room, I cannot be sure. I am, however, quite confident that you will reconsider next time before making a post about somebody's character or intelligence when they were not addressing you in the first place. There are already plenty of those types here, you will find them I am sure and maybe you will have something in common to talk about. Hey you are a valet and another person in here mows lawns, and he posts personal attacks for no reason also. You two should get along famously.

 

[Elegant Lance]

fatdaddycool,

Seems to me that you are the one who thinks you're better than others.

Do you realize you just attacked anyone who parks cars for a living in here? Why would someone who does that be miserable? Why would the person with the BMW be better than the one parking it? And why slam people who mow lawns for a living?
That's not how I judge people.

My statement about my car is just a fact.
Fact: I am wealthier than 98.7% of Americans (or so said my latest tax returns)
Fact: 2,787 people work for me. I don't think I'm better than any of them.
Fact: Who cares about that? I'm not here to impress a bunch of anonymous avatars!!!
Fact: Most of my hyperwealthy friends are miserable SOBs. I have no higher respect for anyone in my company than the woman who cleans my office at night. She's as solid a person as I've ever met. Of course, she's just a janitor and I'm sure undeserving of respect in your book.

I called Bluemond a moron because he made a moronic statement. I kept a meeting waiting in order to register and all that. Yes, I was that bothered by it.

Neemer,

That something was this:

I hate those stickers, I'd like to pull those idiots over and peel em off and then slap half of em!

My child is an honor student..........Well mine is a bully and your kid is dead when I tell em what you said you uppity little turd!

Moronic indeed. Why hate the achievers? We are the people who made this country what it is today. Don't resent success. Embrace it! Work your ass off to achieve it!

 

[fatdaddycool]

Lance,
A very ordinary reply thank you for your meager attempt. I am not in the wealthiest of 2.3% of Americans on a monetary scale, but I am if you factor in wealth of character, integrity, and social conscience. I will say this though. If you do have that many people working for you and are as important corporately than I must say....only in America!!!! Congratulations, you have re-instilled in me the hope that I had all but lost while washing dishes at Chans Chop Suey on 103rd and Western for a dollar ten an hour. I insulted noone, nor had I established some sort societal tree in which one job relegates one to a certain class thereby undeserving of my respect. I believe the statement was that "I have all the respect in the world for you guys". Whether or not you believe it to be made tongue-in-cheek is your dilemna, not my fact.
The point is simple since you may have a meeting to attend to....your type have truly made the world what it is today!!!!! You must feel that because you give your maid a pat on the ass or slip an extra dollar into someones palm, you are giving back to American Society. Due to your spending and payrolling employees, you are somehow responsible for everything that is right with this country. Outstanding! Lets say, for the sake of arguement, you are correct. You are responsible for all that is right, but the contrary is also true than. You are responsible for all that is wrong with this country. Do you feel that the lack of educational opportunities for the poor and mentally/physically challenged is your fault? What about the lack of inner city public transportation problems that continually plague our larger cities and prevent the underpriveleged from gaining meaningful employment outside of their neighborhoods. The fact that you payed the same amount into Social Security as I did and I apparently make way less money than you doesn't bother you? I could go on and on about what is wrong with our education and public policies. By telling me that you are willing to take credit for what is right with our beloved Nation, you must certainly take the blame for what is wrong as you would be equally responsible. But that is ludicrous. Just as idiotic and moronic, if you will, as claiming credit. You have run the gamut of your life in a very short sentence mr lance.

That's not how I judge people

Tell me something.......exactly how do you judge people St. Elegant Lance. I always thought that judgement was left for someone else, I stand corrected.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Dear Lance,
I must say I am somewhat suprised and disappointed that you offered no further insight ot the forum?!?!?!?! You may be busy being in charge and stuff so I will eagerly anticipate your reply. If not, than good luck with your wealth and company.