Estate Planning

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An Important lesson in Estate Planning. . . . . .

My friend Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.

Tom wanted two things:
? to learn how to invest his inheritance and,
? to find a wife to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.


"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her,
"but in just a few years,
my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.






Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men...
 

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An old man goes to see the doctor to have some test results reported to him. The doctor says, "I have some bad news.....you have cancer."

"Oh, No! That's horrible news! Not cancer!"

"That's not all......you have Alzheimer's disease."

"I have Alzheimer's? Gosh. Well, it could be worse......I could have cancer."
 

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An old man goes to see the doctor to have some test results reported to him. The doctor says, "I have some bad news.....you have cancer."

"Oh, No! That's horrible news! Not cancer!"

"That's not all......you have Alzheimer's disease."

"I have Alzheimer's? Gosh. Well, it could be worse......I could have cancer."

Well you gave me the perfect lead in.......

Do you know what the best thing about Alzheimer's disease is?


You meet new people every day.
 
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