Ex-NFL QB Johnny Manziel strikes deal with Tiger-Cats

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My team signs Manziel:facepalm:

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/football/cfl/johnny-manziel-playing-cfl-1.4670772?cmp=rss

Manziel fits perfectly with the CFL style of play, but one problem, this guy has fucked up about 200
times and has the social IQ of a 2 year old child.

The only way this works is if you confine Manziel to a jail cell when he's not at practice or a game, or get
rid of all prostitutes and narcotics from Canada, yep that is the only way this works. You need a drone to
follow this guy around 24/7 and watch him every friggen second. Hell, even on the sidelines during a
game you need to watch him, I could see him doing blow off a cheerleader during punts:mj07:

Oh and he's making 0.00000001 percent of what he made in the NFL, he'll be broke within a weak, the
guy spent his entire NFL contract on a Vegas binge, and that was a zillion dollars! This guy has fucked up
everything and is getting another chance, will he fuck up again? We shall see?



If somehow Manziel can last a season (highly unlikely) put your money on Hamilton to win it all at 10-1 odds, Manziel game is a perfect fit for not only the CFL, but the Hamilton offence. But can Manziel last an entire season? Doubtful.
 

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My team signs Manziel:facepalm:

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/football/cfl/johnny-manziel-playing-cfl-1.4670772?cmp=rss

Manziel fits perfectly with the CFL style of play, but one problem, this guy has fucked up about 200
times and has the social IQ of a 2 year old child.

The only way this works is if you confine Manziel to a jail cell when he's not at practice or a game, or get
rid of all prostitutes and narcotics from Canada, yep that is the only way this works. You need a drone to
follow this guy around 24/7 and watch him every friggen second. Hell, even on the sidelines during a
game you need to watch him, I could see him doing blow off a cheerleader during punts:mj07:

Oh and he's making 0.00000001 percent of what he made in the NFL, he'll be broke within a weak, the
guy spent his entire NFL contract on a Vegas binge, and that was a zillion dollars! This guy has fucked up
everything and is getting another chance, will he fuck up again? We shall see?



If somehow Manziel can last a season (highly unlikely) put your money on Hamilton to win it all at 10-1 odds, Manziel game is a perfect fit for not only the CFL, but the Hamilton offence. But can Manziel last an entire season? Doubtful.

He has a trust fund, his family is filthy rich...His family struck oil back in the early 1900's and rumor has it his grandfather was the local bookie back in the 80's. look up manziel grey, a type of fighting rooster named after his family.
 
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