The old golf pro had gotten bored early in the day and had already been into the beer cooler in the Pro Shop Suddenly, a young lady ran in screaming, "I was stung by a bee!"
"Where?", the bleary-eyed pro asked.
"Between the first and second holes,replied the frantic young blonde
To which the tipsy pro replied, "You see... I told you yesterday that your stance was to wide."
"Where?", the bleary-eyed pro asked.
"Between the first and second holes,replied the frantic young blonde
To which the tipsy pro replied, "You see... I told you yesterday that your stance was to wide."