Favorite Madjack quotes

[BobbyBlueChip]

As my busy season ended about three minutes ago, and I need to look busy so I am looking back and trying to figure out what my favorite madjack quotes of all time are and I have come up with the following:

?< crickets chirping >? - Felonious Monk

?All my computer says is ?insufficient funds to make this wager? ? yyz

?BobbyBlueChip makes an excellent point? ? Nolan Dalla (Sure it was talking about the likelihood of the next card in a hand of a blackjack game, but I framed it anyway)

You put on your safari hat, remembered your sunscreen and went off on you travels. You came back with *this*? The IGC?? ? Kosar

Anyone else?

 

[taoist]

I feel like your presence here is like a fart in the wind! Gone in about a second! C-YA! Dihk!

...still laughing over that one....

 

[Bama6895]

The Rico quote about being beaver falls boxing champ. Monk can get the direct quote for you. I remember falling out of my chare when Rico said that in the thread with Fletcher and Raymond.

Also- Last night Fletch and someone else were talking about somone having OT. And said that his wife was OT. I did not and still do not know what that means but Scott-Atlanta asked:

"Your wife is an offensive tackle?"

I found this so funny. If Fletcher or the other person wants to tell me what OT is then please feel free.

 

[taoist]

occupational ther...

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Taoist, (Taking a Bow) I do thank you! I try so hard to get a laugh! Guess that one worked! But as well it was a true statement!

I'm Partial to too many to mention, I'll figure out my favorite real soon though!

 

[ddubs]

"Is that a Johnson?" Eddie Haskell

I'm still giggling over that one.

 

[Cartman88]

Here are some beantownjim classics:

anybody that knows me realizes im a stand up guy no nonsense.

boys i have not had a losing week gambling in over 5 months sure i get down but some how i always bail out.

i have women in the neighborhood who wouldnt even give me the time of day when i was all dirty coming home from work in construction now that i wear 800 dollar suits they not only say hi to me they hug me and wear there best perfume when i walk home.

i have been emotionally abused the last 2 weeks or so at golds gym but today i almost snapped.first of all i had a gay guy sit next to me last week in the whirlpool as i was talking to a lovely girl from brazil we were having a nice talk when this guy wearing a bikini comes in and sits right next to me she looked at me like i knew the homo i exused myself because i didnt want peter gammons to see me sitting next to this guy in a hot tub,he had four other areas he could have sat in and he decides to sit next to me

jack -im sorry i posted in the forum but i want to go to the superbowl party.my wife might come with me but if not sleeping with fletcher doesnt sound all that bad as long as he wears a blonde wig.

jack any news about me going into the guest handicapp section let me know you have my e-mail.

The final quote is from the ?should we ban Beantownjim? thread:

jack it looks like im getting a lot of support and i want to thank my true pals in here.however the vote is close and i dont want to take any chances and get tossed out of this forum.so for the undecided votes im willing to give you 2 weeks of my best picks for free.

 

[spanky2]

You have to admit, his shit was like a Yogism.
I HONESTLY miss the little fella, FUCH, his stupidity made me howl laughing.
I think we should bribe Jack and put our boy back in.
How much is this going to cost to start up the Bring Back BeanBoy Fund. Geez, I'm giddy just thinking about his first post back..

 

[Blitz]

Taken from "Do you fold, bunch, crumble or wrap" thread

Taken from "Do you fold, bunch, crumble or wrap" thread

When visiting a friend's house, I usually go for the monogrammed towel. After wiping, I strategically place the soiled area inside the fold. These towels are rarely washed so it usually takes a few weeks before the soil is found. By then, I'm long gone.

:moon:

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

Long Live BTJ!!!

 

[djv]

I have a fealing BTJ is still with us but playing it cool. Man that guy had some good ones. Jack maybe we should have let him stay just for the joke of the day.