Felonios Monk

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Hey man, saw where you are from Texas and travel and play some softball, just curious who you play for. I'm from Texas also and play and we travel quite a bit. Just wondering if we've ran into you guys before.
 

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Tman,

Didn't see this thread until now but the team name is "Trouble". I'm not an original member (I play when they need me) but I know most of the guys from our flag football team (Second to None) that we play for in the IBM league here in Austin.

I usually can't find the time to play as much as I want. As a matter of fact, these dudes play in tourneys all over the state every year....The Valley, Houston , Dallas, El Paso and every now and then across the state lines.

What city are you from and what's your team name?
 

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Felonious, I play with a team based out of Longview, we are called Texas/AAA. Don't know if we've played Trouble or not, don't think so. I lived in Austin from 92-95 and also played flag football. That's some fun chit! Definitely a speed game. Anyways just wanted to holler at you! Good luck to us on our "hobbies" on here:D
 

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The next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin' skulls!


Vernon: Questions?
Bender: Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Vernon: I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr.Bender, next Saturday. Dont mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.

Bender: I have such a deep admiration for guys who role around on the floor with other guys.
Andrew: You'd never miss it. You don't have any goals.
Bender: Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: No, I do not wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian: Tights.
Andrew: Shut up!

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Vernon: Gimme that.
Bender: I don't have it.
Vernon: You want me to yank you out of that seat and shake it out of you?
Bender: I don't have it. Screws fall out all the time, the worlds' an imperfect place.

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Bender: How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!

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Vernon: You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out is going to be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat. My. Shorts.
Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ugh, I'm crushed.
Vernon: You just bought one more right there.
Bender: Well, I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm gonna have to check my calendar.
Vernon: Good. Because its going to be filled. We'll keep going. Want another one? Say the word. Just say the word. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
Bender: No.
Vernon: I'm doing society a favor.
Bender: So?
Vernon: Thats another one right now. I've got you the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step! You want another one?
Bender: Yes.
Vernon: You got it! Right there, thats another one pal.
Claire: Cut it out!
Vernon: You through?
Bender: Not even close, BUD.
Vernon: Good. You got one more, right there.
Bender: You really think I give a shit?
Vernon: Another. You through?
Bender: How many is that?
Brian: Thats seven including when you asked Mr.Vernon here if Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
Vernon: Now its eight.You stay out of this.
Brian: Excuse me, sir, its seven.
Vernon: Shut up, Peewee. You're mine, Bender.For two months, I've gotcha.
Bender: What can I say? I'm THRILLED.
 

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LMFAO! That's the best chit i've seen on here in a long time. I see you know it word for word like i do. Unless you cheated;) I think i could sit here and type the whole damn movie out if i thought about it. Thanks for the laugh man :moon:

Brian:The chicks can't hold they smoke, that's what it is..
 

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I just about fell out of my chair during a varsity tutorial - whoooaa, few years ago ;) - when this cute chick said when someone was moving chairs..

"how come he gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up - It'll be anarchy!"

I knew than I had to have her - and I did!! Or should I say, she had me :D

So Tracy Bridges, those quotes are for you too :cool:
 
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