WELCOME ABOARD GRACE IT, IS GRACE CORRECT WITH MY LUCK I WILL BE FLIRTING WITH YOU AND YOUR NAME WILL END UP BEING GREG
SO GRACE WE HAVE A POLICY HERE AT MADJACKS I DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS BUT I AM JACKS BROTHER IN LAW AND WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT IF ANY FEMALES START POSTING IN THE FORUM ITS MY JOB TO SHOW THEM A GOOD TIME AND CHECK THEM OUT,SO GRACE I WANT YOU TO JUMP ON A PLANE TO BOSTON CHECK INTO THE RITZ CARLTON NO CHARGE JACK WILL PICK UP THE TAB THEN YOU AND I WILL DINE OUT AT LEGAL SEAFOODS I KNOW THE OWNER ROGER BERKOWITZ AND HE WILL ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET AND HAVE HIS STAFF SING YANKEE DOODLE DANDY AS WE ARRIVE
I HOPE YOU LIKE 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTERS GRACE AND ICE COLD CORONAS AND WHO KNOWS MAYBE BEANTOWNJIM WILL GET AN INVITE BACK TO THE HOTEL HUH GRACE
JACK INSISTS THAT I MEET ALL THE FEMALE POSTERS ITS JUST FORUM POLICY AFTER ALL WHO ELSE IN THE FORUM IS A GENTLEMAN LIKE ME JESUS CHRIST WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO FELLAS INTRODUCE THIS FINE LADY GRACE TO DR. STRANGELOVE,SO I WILL GLADLY WINE AND DINE GRACE AS LONG AS JACK IS PAYING
BY THE WAY GRACE MY FAVORITE SONG IS (LETS GET IT ON) BY MARVIN GAYE SO IF YOU ARE AFRICAN I AM OPEN MINDED BUT IF WE MEET SOMEBODY I KNOW JUST TELL THEM YOU ARE MY MAID AND I AM TAKING YOU OUT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY AND WE WONT HAVE ANY TROUBLE.LOOKING FOREWARD TO MEETING YOU GRACE AND I DO PRACTICE SAFE SEX
ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR BROTHER WAS DATING GRACE FROM MADJACKS,OPRAH WINFREY,ARETHA FRANKLIN,OR PAM ANDERSON WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS
