First time for everything...My Dream Woman

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Was sitting at the Paul McCartney concert tonight about 2 songs in when an attractive 45-50 year old woman takes her phone out...

She was sitting one row in front of me...One seat the left so I got a clear shot.

Text ? Instagram ? Snapchat ?

Fuck no...

She was looking at all of her bets on BOOKMAKER ! She played every total of every game tonight !

I was in LOVE...

Then she kept switching back to her ESPN app to check the scores...and her bets.

I about professed my love for her even if she was married.

A woman of my dreams. :mj07:
 
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My ex bets on MMA fights.......so hot:00014
 
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T said:
Was sitting at the Paul McCartney concert tonight about 2 songs in when an attractive 45-50 year old woman takes her phone out...

She was sitting one row in front of me...One seat the left so I got a clear shot.

Text ? Instagram ? Snapchat ?

Fuck no...

She was looking at all of her bets on BOOKMAKER ! She played every total of every game tonight !

I was in LOVE...

Then she kept switching back to her ESPN app to check the scores...and her bets.

I about professed my love for her even if she was married.

A woman of my dreams. :mj07:
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T said:
Was sitting at the Paul McCartney concert tonight about 2 songs in when an attractive 45-50 year old woman takes her phone out...

She was sitting one row in front of me...One seat the left so I got a clear shot.

Text ? Instagram ? Snapchat ?

Fuck no...

She was looking at all of her bets on BOOKMAKER ! She played every total of every game tonight !

I was in LOVE...

Then she kept switching back to her ESPN app to check the scores...and her bets.

I about professed my love for her even if she was married.

A woman of my dreams. :mj07:
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Could turn into a nightmare if she's a loser. I all the years i have been doing this i have never met a female that turns a profit. They can blow it faster than u can make it though . Worst case in my life of blowin cash was a Russian stunner who came her to marry a Nerd that cdnt find a woman in the US. She found out said Nerd did not have what he claimed was a tigtwad and was a dork in the sack. Ran into her in a Russian cafe and it was instant love for Ole Hammer. Well ole Hammer wasnt gonna fall short at this opportunity so off i went. 2 weeks in Aruba
2 weeks in Martiinique { she was a Francophile } and fin off at the Hilton {Now Westgate} in a Jacuzzi suite.
Hammer was kickin arse so da Benjamins was flowin. One Sunday tryin ta play da big shot Gave her 5 gs as kind of a present.
Friend was up from Phoenix so spent.. the next 2 days with him an told her ta go shopping buy a new teddy..and what ever . Got together again Tuseday night and were gonna have dinner at PF Changs . Walked thru Fashion Show Mall fer a bit and she prances inta store and is lookin at some watches .. fine.
All of a sudden she come running out..... tits almost fallin out of her almost top and beams "Oh Darling ..You have to see this '' I SAYS whatever it is get it and lets go eat........ Oh but i have no money. NO Money ????..I just gave u 5 G's 2 days ago. Thats gone Darling......I was in disbelief. Made sure i got my moneys worth and when we got back to wisconsin put her on a plane back to Moscow !! Carefull Mr T !!!
 
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Could turn into a nightmare if she's a loser. I all the years i have been doing this i have never met a female that turns a profit.
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I think you are being a little tough on them, with you giving them 19 orgasms a day it is hard for them to stay focused on anything. How is any women supposed to focus on money management when hammer1 is around them?

#hammerlife
 
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kickserv said:
I think you are being a little tough on them, with you giving them 19 orgasms a day it is hard for them to stay focused on anything. How is any women supposed to focus on money management when hammer1 is around them?

#hammerlife
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Hard to tell how many they have sometimes its just a series of convulsions ...look like Mexican Jumping Beans. And they a re always yelling "Oh My God"... The name is Hammer .....Honey !!!!! Maybe they are channeling BUddy ???They had plenty a time ta learn long before i showed up. So not my fault. Womens egos are in their appearance in many cases . Mine is in my intelligence. #1 You Have to believe .. and then put forth the effort to learn. No body wants to do that........Sit at a slot machine and press a button ........ Right !!
 
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T said:
Was sitting at the Paul McCartney concert tonight about 2 songs in when an attractive 45-50 year old woman takes her phone out...

She was sitting one row in front of me...One seat the left so I got a clear shot.

Text ? Instagram ? Snapchat ?

Fuck no...

She was looking at all of her bets on BOOKMAKER ! She played every total of every game tonight !

I was in LOVE...

Then she kept switching back to her ESPN app to check the scores...and her bets.

I about professed my love for her even if she was married.

A woman of my dreams. :mj07:
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Why didn't u make a move... I always start with Excuse me.. wd u like ta see me lick my eyebrows . or U mus be a parking ticket u so "Fine". Or take a chance with ..."Oh My God ..You are so Fucking Hot!!!!.. Ya just have ta say it like u mean it... U ever been to a Sugar Baby Convention ??.
 
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hammer1 said:
Why didn't u make a move... I always start with Excuse me.. wd u like ta see me lick my eyebrows . or U mus be a parking ticket u so "Fine". Or take a chance with ..."Oh My God ..You are so Fucking Hot!!!!.. Ya just have ta say it like u mean it... U ever been to a Sugar Baby Convention ??.
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Gd stuf u shd rite a book
 
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hammer1 said:


Could turn into a nightmare if she's a loser. I all the years i have been doing this i have never met a female that turns a profit. They can blow it faster than u can make it though . Worst case in my life of blowin cash was a Russian stunner who came her to marry a Nerd that cdnt find a woman in the US. She found out said Nerd did not have what he claimed was a tigtwad and was a dork in the sack. Ran into her in a Russian cafe and it was instant love for Ole Hammer. Well ole Hammer wasnt gonna fall short at this opportunity so off i went. 2 weeks in Aruba
2 weeks in Martiinique { she was a Francophile } and fin off at the Hilton {Now Westgate} in a Jacuzzi suite.
Hammer was kickin arse so da Benjamins was flowin. One Sunday tryin ta play da big shot Gave her 5 gs as kind of a present.
Friend was up from Phoenix so spent.. the next 2 days with him an told her ta go shopping buy a new teddy..and what ever . Got together again Tuseday night and were gonna have dinner at PF Changs . Walked thru Fashion Show Mall fer a bit and she prances inta store and is lookin at some watches .. fine.
All of a sudden she come running out..... tits almost fallin out of her almost top and beams "Oh Darling ..You have to see this '' I SAYS whatever it is get it and lets go eat........ Oh but i have no money. NO Money ????..I just gave u 5 G's 2 days ago. Thats gone Darling......I was in disbelief. Made sure i got my moneys worth and when we got back to wisconsin put her on a plane back to Moscow !! Carefull Mr T !!!
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you see how you responded with normal size font? you are allowed to do that every time
 
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