YTD: 18-12-2 60% (He WAS however 15-5 before last weeks fall) Here is the "cut and paste"
I might as well call this my ?On The Road Again? Pix, as I have loaded up on mostly traveling light favorites and modest underdogs... It was great to see the Irish go down, now the national media slugs can slime all over Florida, the newest Flavor of the Week... They'll go down in Ttown next week, leaving noone the media wants to jizz all over. Virginia Tech is too thuggish, Texas is coached by Mac Brown(their collapse is near), Florida State doesn't have a QB, and LSWho? has an inexperienced QB. So who does that leave??? My bandwagon is hooked to the Cardinals from Louisville... SO DON'T BLOW IT PETRINO!!! But I digress... onto the progs...
THE FRIDAY NIGHT SPECIAL:
IOWA STATE -17? @ Army- Our military is in shambles, the latest casualty being the West Point football team. Even crack-pot coach Bobby Ross has all but given up on turning the crushed hopes and dreams of his players into something special? Non-Promise Keeper Dan McCarney has promised that his team will win consecutive bowl games for the first time ever? Well isn?t that special? Is anyone else sick of getting our asses kicked these last 40 yrs by every 3rd world country who can field a flag football team??? I weep for the future?
VIRGINIA TECH -11 vs Ga Tech- The Gobblers will have little trouble with the Wramblin? Wreck?s inept offense, even with Reggie Ball back from licking toliets in the JR Crickets across the highway from Historic Grant Field? yawn? This may be the THIRD week in a row that Beamer's D shuts out their opponent. Whatever shit the Jackets come up with to throw against the wall in Blacksburg, none of it will stick, and VPI will continue their Katrina-like destructive path towards a national title?
ARIZONA ST -5 @ Oregon St- Just when you think your non-conference schedule is over & you can ease up a bit with a low rent 2-9 team like Arizona, it becomes painfully obvious that it?s the Sun Devils and not the Mildkats coming to your sleepy Oregon-coasted town? Just think, Life of Reiley could be sitting in an office in Tuscaloosa with a 3-0 team thinking life is good. Instead, he?s out in Corvallis with no defense and a team coming Saturday who averages a million yards of offense a week?
MARYLAND +3 @ Wake Forest- The Turtles look to add further pain & anguish to the already-ruined WF season. Smoking will be permitted throughout the stadium and on the field so that fans, coaches & even their sketchiest players can calm their nerves all-the-while a stiff Terp D limits any & every Wake back to minimal irrelevant yardage? And this Saturday is Arnold Palmer Bobblehead Day; no, they're not giving out the dolls, they are having a contest to see who can bounce their head around like the 90 yr old former golfer...
MARSHALL -3 @ Florida Directional School #137-B- For some reason, the Golden Showers are still playing football games, and in the decrepit old rotten Citrus Bowl, where you are sure to find crack, crank, meth, ?shrooms & ice just walking from your car to the stadium? Coming down from the moun-tanes are the Herd, close losers to K-State and eager to get their conference schedule off on the right foot? Stat ?o the Day: Marshall is 11-0 in their last 11 conference openers, 6-1 ATS?
NORTHERN ILLINOIS -6 @ Akron- The Huskies haven?t had this good a QB since the glory days of Jerry Golsteyn in 1976. Parlay that with a top 10 rushing attack and the Zips are in for a long day at the Condom Bowl? And crome-domer Joe Novak gets off on running up the score? Now that the Chicago Cubs have once-again let their beloved city down, AGAIN, these Dogs become the greatest opportunity for some sort of championship in the Windy City, even if it IS the MAC... Zip up the Zips & go from there... Jason Taylor must be rolling over in his grave?
NAVY -5? @ Rice- The lone bright spot among our armed-forced teams is the Goats from Annapolis. If they can hold onto their coach(My sources tell me he?ll be in a major conference next year), and keep the sea sickness to a minimum, then these fighting sailors can build themselves into a solid 7-4 team each year? FYI: sarcasm level at an extreme high? Shrimp-fried Rice is stuck with an old decrepit coach who listens to noone and continues to underachieve each season, but the few Owl alumni who stick around Houston either die of asthma-related causes or end up in China exporting rubber dog shit? Rice is LAST in rushing defense in the country? POSTPONED
The Sagebrush State Parlay(although both teams are on the road):
UNLV -4 @ Utah St- The sluggish Rebs hit the road for the 3rd time in 4 weeks, heading to modest Romney Stadium to beat up on the Heffers. Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude??? Looks as though the local handicappers in Vegas are trying to slip one past this guy, but they don?t know that I haven?t picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue? Huffers Anonymous here I come?
NEVADA +17 @ Colorado St- Bradlee Van Pelt doesn?t live in Ft Collins anymore, but that doesn?t mean the city isn?t full of extremely dangerous freaks? The Rams are well coached, but lack the usual talent to compete with the ?powers? of their second tier conference. The Wolves impressed me in their win last week, and have a talented receiver, although I have to question his parents as to what they were on when they named him Caleb? Is that a vegetable???
I'll show myself out...
I might as well call this my ?On The Road Again? Pix, as I have loaded up on mostly traveling light favorites and modest underdogs... It was great to see the Irish go down, now the national media slugs can slime all over Florida, the newest Flavor of the Week... They'll go down in Ttown next week, leaving noone the media wants to jizz all over. Virginia Tech is too thuggish, Texas is coached by Mac Brown(their collapse is near), Florida State doesn't have a QB, and LSWho? has an inexperienced QB. So who does that leave??? My bandwagon is hooked to the Cardinals from Louisville... SO DON'T BLOW IT PETRINO!!! But I digress... onto the progs...
THE FRIDAY NIGHT SPECIAL:
IOWA STATE -17? @ Army- Our military is in shambles, the latest casualty being the West Point football team. Even crack-pot coach Bobby Ross has all but given up on turning the crushed hopes and dreams of his players into something special? Non-Promise Keeper Dan McCarney has promised that his team will win consecutive bowl games for the first time ever? Well isn?t that special? Is anyone else sick of getting our asses kicked these last 40 yrs by every 3rd world country who can field a flag football team??? I weep for the future?
VIRGINIA TECH -11 vs Ga Tech- The Gobblers will have little trouble with the Wramblin? Wreck?s inept offense, even with Reggie Ball back from licking toliets in the JR Crickets across the highway from Historic Grant Field? yawn? This may be the THIRD week in a row that Beamer's D shuts out their opponent. Whatever shit the Jackets come up with to throw against the wall in Blacksburg, none of it will stick, and VPI will continue their Katrina-like destructive path towards a national title?
ARIZONA ST -5 @ Oregon St- Just when you think your non-conference schedule is over & you can ease up a bit with a low rent 2-9 team like Arizona, it becomes painfully obvious that it?s the Sun Devils and not the Mildkats coming to your sleepy Oregon-coasted town? Just think, Life of Reiley could be sitting in an office in Tuscaloosa with a 3-0 team thinking life is good. Instead, he?s out in Corvallis with no defense and a team coming Saturday who averages a million yards of offense a week?
MARYLAND +3 @ Wake Forest- The Turtles look to add further pain & anguish to the already-ruined WF season. Smoking will be permitted throughout the stadium and on the field so that fans, coaches & even their sketchiest players can calm their nerves all-the-while a stiff Terp D limits any & every Wake back to minimal irrelevant yardage? And this Saturday is Arnold Palmer Bobblehead Day; no, they're not giving out the dolls, they are having a contest to see who can bounce their head around like the 90 yr old former golfer...
MARSHALL -3 @ Florida Directional School #137-B- For some reason, the Golden Showers are still playing football games, and in the decrepit old rotten Citrus Bowl, where you are sure to find crack, crank, meth, ?shrooms & ice just walking from your car to the stadium? Coming down from the moun-tanes are the Herd, close losers to K-State and eager to get their conference schedule off on the right foot? Stat ?o the Day: Marshall is 11-0 in their last 11 conference openers, 6-1 ATS?
NORTHERN ILLINOIS -6 @ Akron- The Huskies haven?t had this good a QB since the glory days of Jerry Golsteyn in 1976. Parlay that with a top 10 rushing attack and the Zips are in for a long day at the Condom Bowl? And crome-domer Joe Novak gets off on running up the score? Now that the Chicago Cubs have once-again let their beloved city down, AGAIN, these Dogs become the greatest opportunity for some sort of championship in the Windy City, even if it IS the MAC... Zip up the Zips & go from there... Jason Taylor must be rolling over in his grave?
NAVY -5? @ Rice- The lone bright spot among our armed-forced teams is the Goats from Annapolis. If they can hold onto their coach(My sources tell me he?ll be in a major conference next year), and keep the sea sickness to a minimum, then these fighting sailors can build themselves into a solid 7-4 team each year? FYI: sarcasm level at an extreme high? Shrimp-fried Rice is stuck with an old decrepit coach who listens to noone and continues to underachieve each season, but the few Owl alumni who stick around Houston either die of asthma-related causes or end up in China exporting rubber dog shit? Rice is LAST in rushing defense in the country? POSTPONED
The Sagebrush State Parlay(although both teams are on the road):
UNLV -4 @ Utah St- The sluggish Rebs hit the road for the 3rd time in 4 weeks, heading to modest Romney Stadium to beat up on the Heffers. Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude??? Looks as though the local handicappers in Vegas are trying to slip one past this guy, but they don?t know that I haven?t picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue? Huffers Anonymous here I come?
NEVADA +17 @ Colorado St- Bradlee Van Pelt doesn?t live in Ft Collins anymore, but that doesn?t mean the city isn?t full of extremely dangerous freaks? The Rams are well coached, but lack the usual talent to compete with the ?powers? of their second tier conference. The Wolves impressed me in their win last week, and have a talented receiver, although I have to question his parents as to what they were on when they named him Caleb? Is that a vegetable???
I'll show myself out...
