Florida moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles

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Florida moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles

Posted Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:06pm AEST

Senators in Florida have voted to ban fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.

Republican Senator Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban.

Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like 'Truck Nutz' and resemble the south end of a bull moving north.

The Florida Senate voted last week to add the measure to a broader transportation bill, but it is not included in the House version.

In a spirited debate laced with double entendre, Senators questioned whether the state should curtail freedom of expression in vehicle accessories.

Critics of the ban included the Senate Rules chairman, Senator Jim King, a Jacksonville Republican whose truck sported a pair until his wife protested.

Personally you could not pay me to put something so stupid on my vehicle. But a Ban? Why do they not do something about all the SMOKERS considering the world as thier personal ashtray with millions of butts at every corner. Or the ASSHOLES with the loud bass invading everyones privacy not giving a sh*t about anyone but themselves. Now we have semi-truck drivers parking there rigs on the side of the road outside of the subdivision they live in like the roadside is there personal parking lot. Just a few of the things that piss me off everyday!
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So I assume Florida will ban it's own existence as well, considering how much it's geographic shape looks like a penis.:shrug:

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I'm tired of the government interfering in my life. Those things aren't cheap, either.

You would look cool pulling up to kickball practice with those things dangling from your bicycle.
 

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So I assume Florida will ban it's own existence as well, considering how much it's geographic shape looks like a penis.:shrug:

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sir, i'm no doctor, but if your penis looks like that, you may want to seek medical attention. especially for that sh!t dripping out of the bottom.
 

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Would any of you would like to answer this question......"Mommy, what are THOSE THINGS on the back of that truck? They look kinda weird." I think sometimes people don't consider that people of all ages are on the roads! While I am not sure outlawing is necessary, perhaps they will soon go the way of the baby on board sticker, and the waving hands in cars.
 

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5-1 says HicknJax has a set of truck nuts....

Any takers?:0corn

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You idiot read my first post. I said I would not have one of those things on my vehicle if you paid me. So you lose your wager as usual. Just for your info I am far from a hick in this town. You would think I was a University Scholar. LOL
 
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