IT's kinda choppy but it was sent to me through about 10 people!
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two
female
teachers,
went on a field trip to the local
racetrack to learn about
thoroughbred
horses and the supporting industry, but
mostly to see the
horses.
When
it was time to take the children to the
bathroom it was
decided
that
the
girls would go with one teacher and the
boys would go with
the
other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was
waiting outside the
men's
room
when
one of the boys came out and told her
that none of them
could
reach
the
urinal. Having no choice, she went
inside, helped the boys
with
their
pants, and began hoisting the little
boys up one by
one--holding
onto
their "weewees" to direct the flow away
from their clothes.
As
she
lifted one, she couldn't help but
notice that he was
unusually
well
endowed. Trying not to show that she
was staring, the
teacher
said,
"You
must be in the 5th."
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the
jockey riding Silver
Arrow
in
the
4th
but thanks for the lift."
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two
female
teachers,
went on a field trip to the local
racetrack to learn about
thoroughbred
horses and the supporting industry, but
mostly to see the
horses.
When
it was time to take the children to the
bathroom it was
decided
that
the
girls would go with one teacher and the
boys would go with
the
other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was
waiting outside the
men's
room
when
one of the boys came out and told her
that none of them
could
reach
the
urinal. Having no choice, she went
inside, helped the boys
with
their
pants, and began hoisting the little
boys up one by
one--holding
onto
their "weewees" to direct the flow away
from their clothes.
As
she
lifted one, she couldn't help but
notice that he was
unusually
well
endowed. Trying not to show that she
was staring, the
teacher
said,
"You
must be in the 5th."
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the
jockey riding Silver
Arrow
in
the
4th
but thanks for the lift."
