for all the travelers on the board...

[gardenweasel]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/bedbug-sum...olutions-insect-infestation/story?id=11685262

getting out of control in certain areas....you can pick em up at the movies,hotels,departmrnt stores......almost anywhere...,

 

[kickserv]

Bed Bugs are annoying and are everywhere.....not fun being bit by them....not fun at all:0049

 

[Glenn Quagmire]

I've never seen one, but I'm pretty sure I would scream like a little girl if I saw one in my bed. A few weeks ago I apparently got bit by a spider during the night and I'm still trying to shake that one off...

 

[kickserv]

I have been in a bed with bed bugs....let me tell ya....you can't sleep once one of those guys get cha:scared

It takes forever before you can finally sleep:scared

 

[kickserv]

Also note that GSP is not scared of Bed Bugs

 

[Glenn Quagmire]

I have been in a bed with bed bugs....let me tell ya....you can't sleep once one of those guys get cha:scared

It takes forever before you can finally sleep:scared

How big are they? I've always assumed they were tiny, but is that the case? If I ever had them in my bed I think I would just burn the bed, then sleep on the couch until I got a new bed. :142smilie

 

[Glenn Quagmire]

Also note that GSP is not scared of Bed Bugs

What would happen if GSP fought Chuck Norris. :shrug:

Nevermind -- this is OT. Kickserv does not like the OT posts. :nono:

 

[kickserv]

They are very small.........and fast. It is not the bite that messes with ya. It is the fact that they crawl on ya and suck your blood. It fucks with your brain. For the next week you feel them crawling on ya. It is like the dude in Poltergeist that rips of his face. Just can't get em off of ya

Bed Bugs fuck with ya mentally, almost as much as the hot girl in high school that shows you her pussy but never let's ya touch it. Yep, that bad.

 

[Glenn Quagmire]

They are very small.........and fast. It is not the bite that messes with ya. It is the fact that they crawl on ya and suck your blood. It fucks with your brain. For the next week you feel them crawling on ya. It is like the dude in Poltergeist that rips of his face. Just can't get em off of ya

Bed Bugs fuck with ya mentally, almost as much as the hot girl in high school that shows you her pussy but never let's ya touch it. Yep, that bad.

Ahhhh, ok, the hot girl analogy clears things up. I went to high school with that chick, and ironically her nickname was 'Bedbug.' Now I know why. And the maggot face Poltergeist guy wasn't a bad analogy, either.

Maybe I wouldn't just burn the bed, maybe I would burn the whole house down? :shrug: They sound kinda like fleas, but 100x worse.

 

[kickserv]

Quagmire would not be happy if this was his back.........:scared

Now that is what I call a lot of bed bug bites:scared

 

[Glenn Quagmire]

Quagmire would not be happy if this was his back.........:scared

Now that is what I call a lot of bed bug bites:scared

How do you know it isn't? :shrug:

You would think after, I don't know, the 37th bite it would wake you up. :sadwave: