For those watching the convention...

Clem D

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I know it's been posted, but thought some of you may need the revised schedule.


6pm- Opening Crossburning Ceremony broadcast live from Al Sharptons House.

6:30 pm Token African American Key note address by Colin Powell.

7pm Haliburton check presented to Bush and Cheney.

7:30 pm Conflict of Interest seminar given by George Bush Sr and James Baker. Sponsor: The Carlyle Group & Haliburton

8pm Prescription reform speech given by Rush limbaugh

8:30 pm Evil Doer of the year award, recipient Osama Bin Laden
Accepting in his absence 1988 winner Moamar Qadaffy

9:00pm Wmd scheduled to be found by Fox News

9:30 pm Osama Bin LAden to be "Captured" In Fort Lauderdale Country Club.

10:00pm Bush daughters kiss and bump Doughnuts

10:30 pm Gay Bashing

11:00pm Iran Contra Reunion Dance: Hosted by Oliver North and John Poindexter. Music by the Panamanian Strongband, Manuel Noriega and the Eightballs.

11:30 pm P.N.A.C reveals war plans to take over Sweeden after W tasted the meatballs.

Midnight G W address accepting nomination entitled
Daddy Says me did good and I knowed I am.
 

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I just saw the terror alert is up and no one know's why.
 

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Terror alert raised...

Terror alert raised...

all those militant bicycle riders at rnc yelling "no more years" :)
 
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