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roc612

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so very very true



One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week. " The florist was
pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the
next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the
shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when
he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I ca nnot accept
money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different <books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful. "Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Congressman is very happy
and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up,
there are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.

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Mahoney

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Good one! But Ron Paul would have delivered the florist's baby for free. If florists had babies.
 
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