I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do!
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Friday
- Thread starter Felonious Monk
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Friday... (check)
No job... (check)
Ain't got shit to do... (check)
Damn. If only I had some bud.
No job... (check)
Ain't got shit to do... (check)
Damn. If only I had some bud.
"...you got fired for stealing boxes? what you tryin' to do? ...build a clubhouse?" :shrug:
That's pretty funny Monk. I just watched that movie again for the 10,000th time the other day. I had a buddy in college and that's all he did.... If he wasn't smokin' he was plotting how to get more. LMFAO. :jump:
Our typical Friday morning conversation before I left for class:
He'd say, "Man, let's get high today."
I'd say, "Dude, maybe later.... I've got class...you know, I've got chit to do."
He'd ALWAYS respond, "Man, I ain't got chit to do...except the *chit* I gots to do." :weed:
That's pretty funny Monk. I just watched that movie again for the 10,000th time the other day. I had a buddy in college and that's all he did.... If he wasn't smokin' he was plotting how to get more. LMFAO. :jump:
Our typical Friday morning conversation before I left for class:
He'd say, "Man, let's get high today."
I'd say, "Dude, maybe later.... I've got class...you know, I've got chit to do."
He'd ALWAYS respond, "Man, I ain't got chit to do...except the *chit* I gots to do." :weed:
Mr. Jones:
round here...come the first of the month, the rent is due! You aint got no job, you aint gots to worry about catchin a dog! You got to be worried about a dog.........CATCHIN YO ASS!
Smoke Dog Baby( Remember dat chit ):
Man I gots mind control over Deabo, He be like Shut the F**k up, Oh I be quiet.......But when he leave......I'll be talkin again!
This is probably one of the all time funniest movies ever! No discussion, No Debate! Just plain damn Funny!
round here...come the first of the month, the rent is due! You aint got no job, you aint gots to worry about catchin a dog! You got to be worried about a dog.........CATCHIN YO ASS!
Smoke Dog Baby( Remember dat chit ):
Man I gots mind control over Deabo, He be like Shut the F**k up, Oh I be quiet.......But when he leave......I'll be talkin again!
This is probably one of the all time funniest movies ever! No discussion, No Debate! Just plain damn Funny!
dont have a clue what movie you are talking about, but all of the above do apply at the present time therefore.................:weed:
Mr. Jones:
(after coming out of the john)
"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35-45 minutes.... Somebody open up a window."
Smoke-Dog:
(after watchin' Debo jack up the dude with the bike)
"Man, you got knocked the fuhk out!!!!"
Smoke-Dog:
(sitting on porch with Craig)
Mrs. Parker: "Hey, boyz"
Craig and Smokey: "Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy"
Smokey: (under his breath) "I'd like to fuhk, Mrs. Parker...."
Mrs. Parker: "What's that?"
Smokey: "Nothin'...."
...that's one funny damn movie!!!
(after coming out of the john)
"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35-45 minutes.... Somebody open up a window."
Smoke-Dog:
(after watchin' Debo jack up the dude with the bike)
"Man, you got knocked the fuhk out!!!!"
Smoke-Dog:
(sitting on porch with Craig)
Mrs. Parker: "Hey, boyz"
Craig and Smokey: "Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy"
Smokey: (under his breath) "I'd like to fuhk, Mrs. Parker...."
Mrs. Parker: "What's that?"
Smokey: "Nothin'...."
...that's one funny damn movie!!!
Every time I come in the kitchen, YOU in the kitchen, in the gawdamned refrigerator, eatin' up all the food! All the chittlins', all the collar greens, all the hogmog. I wanna eat some of them chittlins', I love pig FEET!"
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